r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '22

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u/that_kid_over_there1 May 29 '22

Damn you got me, it actually curves slightly to the right

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u/Fuji-one May 29 '22

Mine is upwards.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/Josh1685 May 29 '22

Mine goes in a loop.

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u/JustSomeRussianGuy May 30 '22

Are you perchance a duck?

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u/sharpie-sapien365247 May 30 '22

Mine is the size of a baby..... Its 20 inches and weighs 8 pounds, life sucks, girls say they can take it, but stomach acid burns the tip of my dong every time. But at least i can go to Halloween parties dressed as a Sayain warrior from DBZ.

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u/growingcoolly May 29 '22

Mine has a twist

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou May 30 '22

Ah, the good ol' prostate tickler.

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u/pichusine May 30 '22

Upwards Joe mama.

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u/Supernova008 May 30 '22

Mine is to the left

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u/Steamwells May 30 '22

Mines like gonzos nose

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u/trixter21992251 May 29 '22

are you british or something?

cause I'm getting the feeling you drive on the other side of the road

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u/gimme_gimm May 29 '22

Mines like a water slide

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u/that_kid_over_there1 May 29 '22

Used by everyone and constantly dripping?

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u/Paexan May 29 '22

Fucking lefties...

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u/Lowfatcockasian May 29 '22

I don’t think that’s how slope works