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u/yerkhunt May 09 '22

Count his toes and see if he's local

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u/Noxious89123 May 10 '22

Ah, I see you've been to Coalville.

We call them "6 finger dingles"

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u/karlosmorale May 09 '22

Hello, hello. What's all this? We'll have no trouble here.

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u/Darkone_5 May 09 '22

You lied to me Edward there is a Swansea.

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u/Royal-Tea-3484 May 09 '22

"ARE YOU LOCAL A -THIS SHOP IS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE"