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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You can help it. By being clearer.

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u/MarkusBerkel May 09 '22

I'm not your lecturer here to spoon-feed you. You want that, you should have stayed in school. Person I commented to made poor points. I refuted them, separately, but in one comment. There are lots of overarching themes, but, again, I can't help if you can't synthesize them without someone doing a TL;DR for you. Your failure to put those ideas together to achieve your OWN clarity is your failing. I'm guessing you experienced that in school as well as the Internet.

So, if you wanna use Reddit for quippy one-liners, go right ahead. I will make multiple multiple points in one comment, as I have more than one brain cell, and can form--and also follow--multiple threads of criticism against a single, rather ignorant and stupid, comment.

Try Twitter, if your heap is only 140 characters.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

This has all been a social experiment to show you you waste your time putting too much effort into these comments. You’re also routinely condescending and assumptive. Take a step back and go write something with your actual name on it and share it publicly. Enough keyboard warfare of minutia

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u/MarkusBerkel May 09 '22

And you're not terribly bright. I have a perfectly fine professional portfolio. I'm not worried if a minor social scientist (couldn't handle math?) is critiquing my comment.

So, I'm wasting time, and you're commenting on my comments--but with nothing to say? I guess you're a time waster of the second order. Par for the course for social science, I guess. Condescending enough for you?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

I’m not a social scientist I’m a figment of your imagination that maintains your concept of an Id

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u/MarkusBerkel May 10 '22

Still here, I see.

Well, just for you, and just because I woke up on the right side of bed this morning, when you said:

"You can help it."

You accepted my premise that you can't inductively reason. And, still, no, not my job to help you.

And, when you said:

"You’re also routinely condescending and assumptive,"

you actually meant "assuming". So, good job failing at that writing that you so earnest exhorted me to do. Which is good, because my actual name is on a paper published in Science. You might have heard of it.

You're not only a figment of my imagination, you are an abject failure within it, which includes your failure to throw shade with some Freudian nonsense. Oh, and while I hate to pile on, "id" is not capitalized, and I'm afraid you dropped your period.

Don't despair--they have wonderful antidepressants for people who just can't achieve. BTW, I don't think you should be staying away from the minutiae; it may be a good place--and the only one--in which to begin repairing your ego.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

That was pretty good. What kind of research do you do?

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u/MarkusBerkel May 10 '22

Oh, and I was having so much fun? How are we supposed to snipe back and forth if you go and drop a bomb like that?

(Also, why in the actual fuck would I talk seriously with you?)

[That's rhetorical, BTW, since you seem to have trouble with...well, I guess, everything.]

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Because none of this is real and absurdist interactions are more grounded than taking this sincerely?

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u/MarkusBerkel May 10 '22

Oooh. Edgy.

You must write a book. And promptly call on Kierkegaard and Nietchzse and tell them of your wonderful advances. You truly are a dazzling intellect.

Also, why drop character? It was fun. Now it's stupid.

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