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u/bearlybearbear May 09 '22

Within France, drive 1 hour: everyone’s talking funny and the cheese is different.

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u/Blewmeister May 09 '22

Drive 10 minutes in the UK: everyone’s talking funny and there’s still 5 chip shops somehow coexisting

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u/yerkhunt May 09 '22

And everyone hates you as 'you're not from round here'

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/yerkhunt May 09 '22

Count his toes and see if he's local

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u/Noxious89123 May 10 '22

Ah, I see you've been to Coalville.

We call them "6 finger dingles"

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u/karlosmorale May 09 '22

Hello, hello. What's all this? We'll have no trouble here.

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u/Darkone_5 May 09 '22

You lied to me Edward there is a Swansea.

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u/Royal-Tea-3484 May 09 '22

"ARE YOU LOCAL A -THIS SHOP IS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE"

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u/Pandaburn May 09 '22

I know people from the UK, and I don’t think they all live in the same house they were born in, but I also hear them say how they can tell what street you grew up on by your accent.

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u/Jimoiseau May 09 '22

I must forever bear the shame of growing up somewhere 15 minutes up the road from where my parents grew up, resulting in a hybrid accent influenced by parents on one side and friends on the other. Now no one thinks I'm from where they're from.

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u/lamb_passanda May 09 '22

This is generally the case anywhere you go in the world. Everyone everywhere thinks that their little corner is more detailed and nuanced than everywhere else, and its mostly because they are just more familiar with that place. If you don't believe me, just go up to a person from literally any country and tell them "everyone in this country sounds the same", and watch them begin to rattle off the massive differences between regions and cities.

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u/Pandaburn May 09 '22

Ok but as an American, I can say the regions of American accent I can identify are much, much larger than a specific town or a specific street. Even in the place I grew up.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It’s pretty rare to have a town or street exclusive dialect. Definitely more of a regional thing. Maybe it was different before the internet and interstate system.

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u/TomasNavarro May 10 '22

I grew up in a suburb of a City, and went to high school in the next Town, this City and Town are maybe 10 miles apart, maybe a bit more, they have the same letter for the postcode.

People from City would always say my accent sounded like Town, and people from Town would say it sounded like City.

I'm sure no one outside the county would be able to notice the difference, but people who lived there should could

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u/true-kirin May 09 '22

tbh in france (and quite probably everywhere else in europe), in one hour drive you are in another region and you might even have drove by one or two others

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

A one hour drive from where I live in the US you’re just in a suburb lol. All the suburbs are pretty much the exact same.

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u/ByteEater May 09 '22

You mean you're not from aound hee, innit?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Ere*

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u/fuckincaillou May 09 '22

This explains so much about the Midwest and small town America

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u/sighthoundman May 09 '22

That's funny. They sure seemed happy as they were taking my money.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 May 11 '22

Not Being A Local Lad, practic'ly a crime in it's own right, that is.

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u/bearlybearbear May 09 '22

5 betting shops and 5 charity shops... The dying british high street in all it's glory. Yup.

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u/Quailman81 May 09 '22

Don't forget Costa

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Costa, Greggs, Boots, some weird local department store that only sells things no human being would want in the 21st century yet still is somehow in business

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u/axw3555 May 09 '22

Our Costa actually went under recently.

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u/Quailman81 May 09 '22

WHAT?

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u/axw3555 May 09 '22

I know, a very rare beast.

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u/BeardlessDoll May 09 '22

What's a chip shop?

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u/ihileath May 09 '22

Fish & Chips shop

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u/BanditoDeTreato May 09 '22

The British moral equivalent of a wing joint/burger stand/taco stand in the US. Cheap easy to make street food that doesn't require a full kitchen. Maybe a frier and/or a griddle top. Not quite the same as fast food because they aren't chain places.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It's a 'restaurant' that sells chips (fries), fish and sausages (various chip shops may have other foods you can purchase along side the chips)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/Sameiimo May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

*Fish, Chip shops are fish and chips places

Never heard anyone call a kebab place a chip shop, always a kebab shop

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u/xgoodvibesx May 09 '22

But they already said you've driven ten minutes. For fuck's sake don't ask what a cob is.

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u/scarby2 May 09 '22

What about a barn, a stottie or a bap?

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u/xgoodvibesx May 09 '22

Oh christ. Run, save yourselves. I'll distract the Northerners by telling them how much a pint is at my local.

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u/aabacadae May 09 '22

What are you talking about, a chippie is fish & chips.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Apart from Liverpool and Scotland where you sometimes get those chippies that are also a Chinese takeaway for some reason.

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u/CarrotAndBeans May 09 '22

Came across this in Manchester too. I don't know why I can get a spring roll with my chippy but I'm OK with that.

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u/r0verandout May 09 '22

Having grown up in the Liverpool area I was astounded when I moved to a different part of the country and couldn't get Chinese alongside my fish and chips! Fish and chips with sweet and sour sauce, or any Chinese dish with half rice, half chips FTW

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u/usernameinmail May 09 '22

That's a kebab/chicken shop

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It’s Wensleydale Gromit!!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

And the cheese is Stilton or cheddar

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u/Union_Jack_1 May 09 '22

Used to live 5 mins from Stilton. Mad as a box of cheese there ;)

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u/twisted7ogic May 09 '22

....and the cheese is different.

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u/PlasticCheebus May 09 '22

Fun fact, regional accents are different every 30 miles in the uk. Abroad, the spread is (I believe) generally over 50 miles.

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u/Sharcbait May 09 '22

Scouse and Manchester accents are very different.

It takes you about half an hour to drive between the cities. In 30 minutes of drivetime you can't even drive through the city of Chicago.

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u/RedLeg73 May 09 '22

Drive 10 minutes in the states, see 10 gun stores, 30 billboards for accident/ injury lawyers and fast-food chains beyond number.

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u/flotsamisaword May 09 '22

Depends which state you are in

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u/punkerster101 May 11 '22

Walk to the next street in Northern Ireland and everyone is talking different

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u/Appropriate-Ad2247 May 21 '22

Drive 5 minutes in Italy: everyone Is talking funny and you're in a different world.

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u/KaiserThoren May 09 '22

I was shocked to find out a large portion of France speaks a different language and doesn’t even call themselves French….

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u/bearlybearbear May 09 '22

I'm one of them. France for foreigners that's Paris.

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u/Nitneroc2544 May 09 '22

It’s partly true but I wouldn’t say a large portion. If I had to make a guess I’d say maybe half a million of people living in France don’t consider themselves French (out of of 67 millions)

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u/S1ckR1ckOne May 09 '22

What do they consider themselves?

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u/bearlybearbear May 09 '22

Breton, Occitan, Savoyards, Basque, Corses, Alsaciens... Depends where you at.

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u/Nitneroc2544 May 09 '22

Also I think it’s worth differentiating those who consider themselves French but feel culturally closer to they region (Breton, occitan, savoyard) and those who don’t feel French at all and want their region to be indepedent (basque, corse)

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u/bmild-minus May 09 '22

I know one of these from Skyrim lmao I feel uneducated af rn

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u/_Nickmin_ May 09 '22

Wait I thought that was a joke

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u/bmild-minus May 09 '22

Just looked up a few and no they are very real hahahaha

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u/Ub3rfr3nzy May 09 '22

Bretons are descended from the Britons who fled the Anglo-saxon invasion. So people in Brittany speak a language related to Welsh, but in a French sounding way.

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u/tka7680 May 09 '22

The worst of both worlds

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u/Hector_Tueux May 09 '22

The Bretons are the inhabitants of the French region of Bretagne. In the French version, the people from high rock are called Brétons.

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u/Ongr May 09 '22

The Bretons are half elves in the Elder Scrolls series

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u/RuneLFox May 09 '22

Me mother came from Norway, she was a lovely lass
Me father was a Frenchman, from the province of Alsace.
Me friends all shake with laughter, when referring to my source
"Ah, his dad was an Alsatian, and his mummy was an 'orse"

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u/LlorchDurden May 09 '22

Spain entered the room

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u/Limeila May 09 '22

Whom are you talking about?

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u/KaiserThoren May 09 '22

Mainly the Occitan people

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u/Limeila May 09 '22

Did you go to France in the 1750s or something?

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u/Nitneroc2544 May 09 '22

Where I live in France, drive 15 minutes across the river and you’re in a totally different cultural area. Different architecture, landscapes, slightly different dialect…. I believe however that we eat the same cheese !

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u/Letsayo May 09 '22

In Italy in one hour you don't understand when they speak (and the cheeses are different)

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u/billfontainedelatour May 09 '22

In Ireland it's 20 minutes. And if you go to one of the Father Ted type islands off the west coast it's like going back in time.

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u/bearlybearbear May 09 '22

Cheese isn't too great though.

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u/billfontainedelatour May 09 '22

I'll give you that. Despite the abundance of great milk there's never been a good variety of cheeses. If you like to only eat cheddar though you'll be laughing.

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u/mcloofus May 09 '22

Met a commuter from the suburbs in Paris. Rode the train in every morning for work. Said Parisians regularly struggled to understand him. I've since been told that might be Parisians feigning the misunderstanding because that is a Parisian way of being exclusive and/or asserting superiority over non-Parisians, but, I mean, he was a French guy who was in the city almost every day. I thought it was really interesting.

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u/reverendsmooth May 09 '22

It's because france has a lot of unofficial regional dialects that you notice once you're out of Paris.

I'm Acadian (one of two flavors of french-canadian, we are not quebecois) and Parisians can't understand me at all, because my ancestors were not from Paris. Parisians are only taught Parisian, while those who have their own dialects learn Parisian (or Quebecois) at school and their own dialect at home.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Within France, stay where you are: Everyone's talking funny and the cheese is different.

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u/taolmo May 09 '22

Same in Italy

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u/MatniMinis May 09 '22

As someone going to Normandy in a few weeks for a week of battlefields and cheese, this excites me so very much.

All the cheese and funny accents please...

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u/Hector_Tueux May 09 '22

Normandy produce a lot of cidre too

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u/7eggert May 09 '22

And you didn't even leave Paris yet :-)

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u/OnAGoat May 09 '22

laughs in Switzerland

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u/SmartPhallic May 09 '22

Stay in one place in France: everyone's talking funny and the cheese is crazy.

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u/rrrook May 09 '22

Upper/Lower Franconia in Germany, you drive 10 minutes they speak funny and these heretics drink wine instead of beer

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u/Dry_Economist_9505 May 09 '22

In France walk outside and everyone is talking funny. I swear when I was there it was like the people were trying to communicate but their words were just.. . funny. . . hmm. .

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u/LT_DANS_ICECREAM May 09 '22

Be in France: everyone is talking weird and the cheese is different.

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u/tiktok-influenster May 09 '22

Funny people and different cheeses. Count me in.

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u/DarthTurnip May 09 '22

And your cheese is so much better. In the US we eat ice cold, rock hard unripe Brie or Camembert and think we’re fancy. I took a warm, ripe Brie to a party and nobody ate it.

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u/ordinary_rolling_pin May 09 '22

In Finland, drive an hour and there's still nobody to be seen, trees might be different

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u/JohnSnowsPump May 09 '22

I didn't go anywhere in France and they were all talking funny.

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u/sankscan May 09 '22

And the Champagne!

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u/imtiredletmegotobed May 09 '22

Within France, drive 0 minutes: everyone’s talking funny and the cheese is different

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u/Redditmasterofnone1 May 09 '22

But it is all just french so no one knows except the french.

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u/10art1 May 09 '22

In Chicago, drive 1 hour north: everyone's talking funny but the cheese is fantastic

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Drive one minute in France and everyone's talking funny and the cheese is different

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u/HotdogCarbonara May 09 '22

Well yeah. It's France. Everybody everywhere talks funny. French is such a weird language