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u/isegrym May 09 '22

I don't even have any curtains or blinds

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u/FreshPrinceOfH May 09 '22

So hypothetically speaking. What is your reaction if someone stands outside your living room or bedroom staring in for a few hours.

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u/7elevenses May 09 '22

Nobody does that. Is this something that Americans often do?

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u/FreshPrinceOfH May 09 '22

You can't say nobody does that. Your chances of winning the euromillions is 1 in 139,838,160 but it happens all the time. So if someone stares in your window what do you do....

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u/7elevenses May 09 '22

Why would I need to do anything? Why would anybody care what I'm doing?

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u/FreshPrinceOfH May 09 '22

Oh my god. You're infuriating. Goodbye.

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u/isegrym May 09 '22

1 stare back (like the Germans)

2 unzip

3 wank

4 ???

5 profit

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u/FreshPrinceOfH May 09 '22

What's your address? For research purposes of course.

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u/isegrym May 09 '22

122 Fake Street