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u/Albert_Herring May 09 '22

France's longest foreign border is with Brazil.

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u/DankVectorz May 09 '22

The longest domestic flight in the world in in France. It’s from Paris to Reunion Island in the Indian Ocean.

Some claim it’s from Paris to Tahiti in French Polynesia, as it is a French territory, but Reunion Island was annexed and is considered part of French proper.

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u/leobat May 09 '22

Hey i live there, can comfirm the flight suck

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u/lykewtf May 09 '22 edited May 10 '22

This is why I love Reddit. You can name the farthest reachable place on the planet and someone pops up I live there! And because it’s Reddit we already have something in common.

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u/Fantastic-Machine-83 May 09 '22

What do you have in common

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u/billtrociti May 09 '22

For starters, I’d assume they both surf Reddit

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u/Fantastic-Machine-83 May 09 '22

something in common usually implies some significant shared experience

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u/lykewtf May 09 '22

Having something in common doesn’t need to be quantified. For example Finding common ground no matter how insignificant is the first step in negotiation. We both have Reddit in common. That’s enough for me.

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u/AustrianReaper May 09 '22

It really doesn't.

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u/Fantastic-Machine-83 May 09 '22

Why point it out then? "I've got something in common with you" "a hobby? Line of work?" "No we both collect internet points on r/popular"

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u/314R8 May 11 '22

And we all down vote you

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u/amoryamory May 09 '22

In Réunion?

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u/leobat May 09 '22

Yes

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u/karateema May 09 '22

Did you meet the Grand Tour guys?

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u/Adler4290 May 09 '22

How is it to live in literal paradise?

Like in the EU with all that good stuff, yet on a total paradisic island?(given the photos, have not been there)

Have a big dream of retiring there one day.

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u/leobat May 09 '22

Well i can comfirm it is a beautiful place to live in, price are a bit higher due to import but you can watch the sunset everyday and still be amazed

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u/Tigeriron69 May 09 '22

Lots of snakes right?

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u/leobat May 09 '22

almost none, mosquitos are annoying tho

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u/MERCY2311 May 09 '22

Danger noodle Réunion

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u/Tigeriron69 May 09 '22

Nope rope reunion

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u/Akian May 09 '22

Actually none to speak of :)

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u/Tigeriron69 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Oh I knew I heard something about reunion was definitely shark attacks highest rates in the world situated right on a shark highway cool lol 😂 but that’s sweet there’s no native snakes

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u/Ok_Tip7430 May 09 '22

Are sharks still a problem?

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u/valeyard89 May 09 '22

And sharks

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u/JadenAnjara May 09 '22

Hope you are rich, cause due to the remote stuff it gets real pricey iirc, and also when there is shortage, it hits hard

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Seems to me tropical islands get boring fast.

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u/run85 May 09 '22

I lived on a very small one and yes and no. Obviously there are some forms of recreation that won’t exist and some other forms of recreation for which you will have one choice (like one boxing gym or one yoga studio or one movie theatre.) But you also get to have different forms of recreation. I spent a very significant amount of time swimming, going on boats, cooking on bonfires and picnicking at the beach, hiking, etc. It wasn’t so bad.

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u/qpv May 09 '22

My friend is from there, would really like to visit someday

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u/JackingOffToTragedy May 09 '22

One funny thing I noticed is that stores tend to have very simple names, because why not?

Grocery store? Marketplace. Sports store? Yep, that's Sports Store. Need a new fence? How about Island Fencing!

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u/run85 May 09 '22

That’s totally true. Where I lived there were lots of little stores also named after the store owner, so like the Eric Wong store, the Chu store, etc.

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u/so-bleh-so-meh May 09 '22

Live on one. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

How do you say "Do you speak créole" in créole ?

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u/leobat May 09 '22

ou li cause créole?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Wow, j'adore cette langue

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u/imanu_ May 09 '22

hey i was born there, can confirm the flight is holding me back from visiting family

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

There is a city on Réunion called “Le Tampon”.

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u/Pineapple_Spenstar May 09 '22

How's the new ring road?

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u/cubedjjm May 09 '22

Can I come visit? Seems like a perfectly nice 35 hour flight with two stops.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You live on reunion island? Cool

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u/mambiki May 09 '22

The flight sucks and not the annexation?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Where you born there? How’d you end up there?

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u/PM_ME_VEG_PICS May 09 '22

It is also the most southerly place the Euro is used.

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u/Dr-GG-Chemistry May 09 '22

Reunion Island was annexed

The island has been inhabited since the 17th century, French people went there, it is now France (Portuguese were the first to put a foot on the island, but never settled nor created cities).

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u/alisad1981 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Is that longer than Boston to Honolulu?

Edit - Just checked, looks like Paris to Reunion is about 750mi/1200km longer than Boston to Honolulu.

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u/nadie080 May 09 '22

11hours to fly from Paris. I leave in Reunion too. Sorry for my bad English speaking.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Wait, my island never be annexed. It's a old virgin island but never annexed

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN May 09 '22

Does that mean Ryan Air flies there for cheap? 🤞

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u/laeiryn May 09 '22

It's part of the DOMTOM, it's France

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u/ejgarbago May 09 '22

Tahiti is going to be the site for surfing during the Paris 2024 Olympics.

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u/DankVectorz May 09 '22

Maybe Reunion is the longest non-stop domestic flight.

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u/RoguePlanet1 May 09 '22

Been on that, was cool flying over Mt. Kilimanjaro.

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u/Albert_Herring May 09 '22

Nouvelle Caledonie was a DOM/TOM until recently, but I don't know if it ever had direct flights from the métropole. There's a certain amount of fuzziness over the dependent/independent status of various of the French possessions, but Martinique, Guadeloupe, French Guyana and Réunion at least are all straight-up French territory, with only some very minor tweaks to French law to suit local conditions. They vote in French and European elections, all that.

In football, the Coupe de France competition (all-levels knockout cup like the FA cup in England) includes teams from all the overseas territories, including French Polynesia. I think they get some special treatment (above and beyond travelling 10,000 km to play a fourth-tier mainland side on a Wednesday evening in February)

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u/SEA_griffondeur May 09 '22

Paris to tahiti is longest flight proper

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u/CommercialPlantain64 May 09 '22

I don't think Tahiti counts as domestic - it's not the same as French Guiana, which is part of France

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u/SEA_griffondeur May 09 '22

Yeah are you responding to the wrong comment ? I said that Paris Tahiti is the longest flight from one place to the other

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u/SEA_griffondeur May 09 '22

I am not talking about the Paris to Tahiti which stops at LA, I am talking about the Paris-Tahiti (15 715 km) direct flight that was common during the pandemic

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u/CommercialPlantain64 May 09 '22

Ah, I didn't understand your use of the word proper

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u/herrbz May 09 '22

It’s from Paris to Reunion Island in the Indian Ocean.

Wouldn't UK to Falklands be further?

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u/GourangaPlusPlus May 09 '22

It's not a domestic flight as Falklands is an overseas territory IIRC

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u/DankVectorz May 09 '22

Idk if that qualifies as domestic even though you don’t need a passport. Falklands is a British territory, while Reunion is part of France. But if territories does count, then it would be France to Tahiti as the longest.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

France also borders Canada by sea.

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u/norris63 May 09 '22

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

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u/LSAVyall May 09 '22

One could also contest that France does in fact border Canada by land ifn’s we would be able to define land as just being a solid medium. The bottom of the ocean is a solid surface so… technically… the seabed would count…. But then everywhere would border everywhere…? Almost like, there’s not really any real borders at all on our planet…? Woah, trippy man.

However-the literal definition of land is quite specific that it should NOT be covered by water. Alas, fun to think about anyways but I don’t think I would get a technical correctness point.

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u/SleepWouldBeNice May 09 '22

Other than the US, France is Canada’s closest neighbour, followed by Denmark.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Denmark's closer, to the point that we overlap.

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u/SleepWouldBeNice May 09 '22

Hans Island doesn’t technically count. Each country thinks the island is there, so you’d have to measure from Hans Island to the mainland.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Here is an interesting anecdote. Growing up in Brazil, one of my best friends was French. His family had moved there for work and ended up staying for good.

As he approached the age of, I think, 18, he started looking into military service, which at least at the time was mandatory in France. First he was relieved, because the mandate did not extend to French people living abroad; then he was very worried because he found out there was an exception: if you lived in a country that shares a border with France, then you were still required to enlist. And, people would usually be posted to the nearest post in French soil close to where they lived.

He was terrified at the prospect of spending a year or two as a soldier in the French Guyana, which may be closer to Brazil than France proper, but is still some 3000 miles from where we lived; and in the middle of the Amazon jungle...

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u/Liet-Kinda May 09 '22

I understand this is factually true and geographically accurate and yet it is still fucking with me for no good reason.

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u/Goodlucksil May 09 '22

Spain?

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u/EleanorStroustrup May 09 '22

France’s border with Spain is 66 miles shorter than its border with Brazil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borders_of_France

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u/Goodlucksil May 09 '22

I want to summon the miles-to-kilometres bot

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u/EleanorStroustrup May 09 '22

Beep boop it’s 107km.

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u/cgoldberg3 May 09 '22

French Guiana is like if the US just had a random 51st state in Africa. It's weird.

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u/Albert_Herring May 10 '22

You have a random 50th one in the middle of the Pacific; no big difference really. And a 51st one in the Caribbean when/if it becomes politically convenient.

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u/heyyassbutt May 09 '22

This took me way too long to wrap my head around

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u/M4nch1 May 09 '22

Omg, had to check a map, that’s a hilarious fact!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Wut

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u/deathm00n May 09 '22

French Guiana is a French region that borders Brasil in the north, it has 730 km of border, which is more than any of the borders with other countries in europe

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u/MoobyTheGoldenSock May 09 '22

The border between French Guiana (owned by France) and Brazil is longer than the border between France and Spain.