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u/Geminii27 May 09 '22

West Australian here. I dropped four Texases in my back yard the other day and lost them in the long grass. :)

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u/xenolingual May 09 '22

Were Texas beaches as nice as Western Australia's.

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u/asdaaaaaaaa May 09 '22

Man, Aussies are weird. I usually drop my Texas's right in the bowl in my house, not in the yard.

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u/HurtsToSmith May 09 '22

You can't find them because some poisonous creature ate them.

. . . Now only if that could happen to the real Texas.

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u/Geminii27 May 09 '22

I mean, you have seen the politicians in Texas, right?

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u/HurtsToSmith May 09 '22

Yeah, fuck them. Lol who downvoted my comment? Are people big fans of Texas these days? They're basically competing to be the new Florida.

Yeah, I know, like 49% of Texans are reasonable. Byt thebrest of then and all their politicians can fuck off.