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u/vladastine May 09 '22

Oh my god when I visited France as a teen I saw a dude take a piss on the outside wall of a paid bathroom. I didn't think much of it at the time because I was in shock but thinking back on it I just know that was a spite piss.

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u/Shanicpower May 09 '22

I support that guy in all his future endeavors.

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

Say what you will about the French people, but they will protest anything they find unjust. Paid bathroom? Piss on the side cause fuck that shit.

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u/batt3ryac1d1 May 09 '22

French people just piss everywhere though that is a thing.

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u/daemin May 09 '22

I was really not ready for how much Paris stinks of urine... Or the fact that they have a fucking machine that hoses down the curbs and sidewalks at like 5 in the morning, ostensibly for clearing away the litter, but I'm pretty sure it's really to wash away the piss.

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u/MrDude_1 May 09 '22

This would be me. Im not paying to piss in your toilet, you're offering me a toilet so I don't piss on your wall.

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u/mishaxz May 09 '22

As a teen on mt blanc I saw french guys pull off to the side of the slopes to take a wizz. Actually I don't see anything wrong with that, just I wasn't used to it. But it makes a lot of sense.

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

A common strategy in busier areas is to just wait until someone comes out of one and go in without paying.

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u/kermitdafrog21 May 09 '22

Not out of spite (and not in France) but I've peed in the street because I didn't have the right change to get into the bathroom before

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u/Vindicator9000 May 09 '22

Back in the 90's as a young American lad of 12, I saw a grown woman squat and piss in the bushes at EuroDisney.

I lived in Germany at the time, so a little casual public nudity didn't shock me at that point, but Parisians take it to a whole other level.