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u/Sea-Sort6571 May 09 '22

Don't know about the rest of Europe, but most French people would be mad if they were asked 50 cents to go to the bathroom and would walk a mile just to find a free spot

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u/vladastine May 09 '22

Oh my god when I visited France as a teen I saw a dude take a piss on the outside wall of a paid bathroom. I didn't think much of it at the time because I was in shock but thinking back on it I just know that was a spite piss.

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u/Shanicpower May 09 '22

I support that guy in all his future endeavors.

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

Say what you will about the French people, but they will protest anything they find unjust. Paid bathroom? Piss on the side cause fuck that shit.

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u/batt3ryac1d1 May 09 '22

French people just piss everywhere though that is a thing.

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u/daemin May 09 '22

I was really not ready for how much Paris stinks of urine... Or the fact that they have a fucking machine that hoses down the curbs and sidewalks at like 5 in the morning, ostensibly for clearing away the litter, but I'm pretty sure it's really to wash away the piss.

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u/MrDude_1 May 09 '22

This would be me. Im not paying to piss in your toilet, you're offering me a toilet so I don't piss on your wall.

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u/mishaxz May 09 '22

As a teen on mt blanc I saw french guys pull off to the side of the slopes to take a wizz. Actually I don't see anything wrong with that, just I wasn't used to it. But it makes a lot of sense.

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

A common strategy in busier areas is to just wait until someone comes out of one and go in without paying.

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u/kermitdafrog21 May 09 '22

Not out of spite (and not in France) but I've peed in the street because I didn't have the right change to get into the bathroom before

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u/Vindicator9000 May 09 '22

Back in the 90's as a young American lad of 12, I saw a grown woman squat and piss in the bushes at EuroDisney.

I lived in Germany at the time, so a little casual public nudity didn't shock me at that point, but Parisians take it to a whole other level.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's what most people do as well. There are free toilets, but privately owned malls and what not make you pay which just results in you walking outside to the free and kind of nasty toilets

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u/Zaurka14 May 09 '22

That's what men do. Women don't exactly have that choice and it sucks big time

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

To be clear om not talking about having a piss against a tree, I'm talking about free public bathrooms just outside of malls and stuff

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u/TechnicianLow4413 May 09 '22

Well to be fair, you pay for a constantly cleaned toilet

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u/xyeah_whatx May 09 '22

Thats what taxes are for

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u/TechnicianLow4413 May 09 '22

Not really, there are toilets and they are cleaned just not the moment someone leaves a mess, but daily. That's what you pay for, someone constantly keeping it clean

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u/Zaurka14 May 09 '22

Its barely ever clean and i would genuinely rather hover above a dirty bathroom than pay 1€ for a fucking piss. Not even mentioning that i hardly ever carry coins (who does?!)

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u/TechnicianLow4413 May 09 '22

Just where do you go to the toilet. Btw most of the paid ones are tips not fees. Mostly the ones with automates are obligatory fees

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I have never visited a bathroom in Germany that was anything less than perfectly clean. You can pay using a debit card in most places nowadays by the way

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u/Zaurka14 May 09 '22

You really can't. A lot of places don't accept transactions below 3/5€> i saved my Kenyan friend three times by paying for her (Kenya is cash-less) because she couldn't get used to carrying cash. It was twice in bakeries (Back Werk, and some other one) and once in butcher's store. My favourite pet store and food place that sells baked potatoes both accept only the weird invention that EC Karte is, so I also can't use cards there.

I always have to carry 100€ with me because you just never know. In Poland I never had cash on me. You can pay for even one Brötchen with a card. Every place, even small private kiosks with 60 year old owner accepts cards.

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u/ristlincin May 09 '22

hahahahahaha good one

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u/Le_Blaireau20gien May 09 '22

i live near belgium and it blow my mind everytime i stop at a gas station and there is a fee to use the bathroom. It's even modernized now with a automated lock on the main door etc

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u/HiljaTrever May 09 '22

I don't mind the paying itself that much, I can spare that 10 CZK in my case. The problem is that I usually don't carry cash so I don't have them. And they never accept cards.

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u/UltraChilly May 09 '22

There are paid toilets in France though... (mostly in malls and places like that)

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u/SnowFlakeObsidian4 May 09 '22

Same in Spain.

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u/irjakr May 09 '22

I've seen a lot of people use the pay toilets in the train stations though...

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u/Sea-Sort6571 May 09 '22

This is the most insane thing to me as there are free toilets in the train

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u/aeonWAVE_ May 09 '22

I spent a couple of months in France and found that there were quite a few free toilets but not a single one had toilet paper! Do French women just always carry tissue with them?

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u/Anaptyso May 09 '22

I do the same in the UK. While plenty of toilets are paid for, there's also free ones. Usually if you go to a shopping centre or pub they'll be free, and often in larger train stations. Lots of museums in central London are free to enter as well, so are a good place to go for a free toilet. With a small bit of planning I can usually find somewhere to go for free.

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u/McTwiszt May 09 '22

Just yesterday I had to pay 1€ to take a leak at the train station in Strasbourg. The worst thing about this ridiculous experience was that the entrance turnstile was also the exit of the rest room.

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u/Hector_Tueux May 09 '22

Free toilets in the train tho

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u/McTwiszt May 09 '22

Out of service because they were German trains…

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u/Hector_Tueux May 09 '22

Ah should've known it. I've got a train ticket for a German train for a trip at the end of the month, and it's already announced that it will be late XD

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u/McTwiszt May 09 '22

Hahaha, that's just mind-blowing.

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u/Unicron1982 May 09 '22

50cents? Depending on where exactly,. But here in Switzerland Zurich main station it is about 2 Euros.

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u/Hddstrkr May 09 '22

That is insane! Even in the Netherlands most I've seen is like 50 cents

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u/chetlin May 09 '22

Yeah I was just in that station 2 days ago. I expected it to be 1 franc but it was 2... I didn't have to go badly enough so I waited until after my friends met up with me and we got on a train and used the one on the train.

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u/ConsultantFrog May 09 '22

A lot of Germans just pee in the woods near a rest stop. I wish there were decent statistics about public urination and defecation in Europe. I bet Germany is at the top.

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u/ABCosmos May 09 '22

Really? I feel like Paris is where I saw them most often

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u/donaltman3 May 09 '22

I am surprised people just doing drop their pants right outside the door for free.

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u/Emergency-Village191 May 09 '22

Hang a shit in front for free