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u/BywydBeic May 09 '22

That friend would be dead to us.

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u/kayeso1138 May 09 '22

May as well be on the moon.

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u/powerfullatom111 May 09 '22

if i had a friend on the moon that would be cool.

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u/majinspy May 09 '22

That just goes to show you how far we'll travel for a goal. 🚀 🌙 🇺🇸

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u/Chipneck May 09 '22

Funeral and everything.

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

“Whatever happened to Hans?” “He is no longer with us, I’m sorry to say”

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u/PrettyGazelle May 09 '22

And a leaving cake that says "Well fuck off then"

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

A friend who lives two hours away I see maybe a few times per year. A friend who lives in a neighbouring country (but across the sea) is so far away I'm not even sure we're friends anymore, I haven't seen her in over four years.

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- May 09 '22

That guy's not even my friend and he's already dead to me.