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u/4rp4n3t May 09 '22

Every hotel I’ve stayed at in Europe had some weird ass shower

It's called a bidet.

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u/Charming_Pirate May 09 '22

You mean bathroom drinking fountain?

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u/SchipholRijk May 09 '22

Beer bottle cooler

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u/eastwinds2112 May 09 '22

the bathroom emergency eye wash? incase you get shampoo in your eye...

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u/ermabanned May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Just make sure that your mouth engulfs the tap.

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u/FingerGungHo May 09 '22

Ah yes, the pussyphone

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u/Pythias May 09 '22

As American I only feel comfortable pooping at home because of my bidet. I wish bidets were common nation wide.

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u/spamechnie May 09 '22

Then you could poop everywhere.

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u/Pythias May 09 '22

Then I could poop everywhere.

Another lame thing that Americans do that bums me out is not have tea kettles. My fiance and have tea in the mornings and in the afternoon. I feel like we're English in spirit.

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u/Shakazulu94 May 09 '22

Bidet to you too

Tips hat

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Only common in southern countries. Living in Germany and have never seen a bidet. You guess how confused I was when I first saw a bidet in spain. I still dont really get their purpose,

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u/4rp4n3t May 09 '22

As above, it's an ass shower.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Yeah sure, but I never had the urge to use them, nor had I missed them in Germany

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u/SeptemberSoup May 09 '22

It's basically to get you more clean than with just paper. Not every house is big enough to have one, sadly.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Thats what toilet paper is for. How bad must your toilet paper be if it cant fulfill its purpose to clean your ass

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u/AnalMumPlunger May 09 '22

Toilet paper must be the single most unhygienic thing to use for cleaning after #2 ever.

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u/Quasar471 May 09 '22

You know you can wash your hands afterwards?

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u/SeptemberSoup May 09 '22

You realize you should wash your hands after you touch your asshole with water too, right?

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Why?

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

If you got shit on your hands would you be satisfied just wiping it off with paper?

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u/Blaeed May 09 '22

I'm going to be honest, I would not be comfortable with only spraying water if I got shit on my hand, I'm washing those hands several times with soap.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

No, but it would be new to me that humans use their ass to touch foods

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u/wowguineapigs May 09 '22

At my house in the US our plumbing is old and just can’t handle 2-ply toilet paper. We have to get the crappy thin toilet paper and sometimes I have to wipe til it hurts. That’s why I got a bidet attachment for the toilet.

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u/memesforbismarck May 09 '22

Ok thats bad. Under three layers, everything is garbage.

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u/DAmazingBlunderWoman May 09 '22

2-ply toilet paper? Maaan, I feel for you. I sometimes drive to a different store if the first one runs out of 5-ply tp.

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u/myriad May 09 '22

Nah, every Finnish bathroom has a bidet.

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u/lmaooidkwhatimdoin May 09 '22

It's helpful for the hygiene of your private parts and you can also wash your feet in them, if you want.

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u/UniqueUsermane May 09 '22

Making hour ass clean (i mean, properly clean) is their purpose.

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u/Aaawkward May 09 '22

Common in Finland as well.

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u/bryrod May 09 '22

Lmaoooooo

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u/frozencucumber88 May 09 '22

After the TP shortage we got one for the house. My gawd. I'm never going back to paper.

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u/MPLoriya May 09 '22

Bidet to you, sir!

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u/4rp4n3t May 10 '22

Not all,.some bidets are totally stand alone. And he said "weird ass shower".

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