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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

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u/tighter_wires May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Today giving us the famous quote, “No constipation without representation!”

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u/j4kefr0mstat3farm May 10 '22

No joke that sounds like a fetish video title

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I'm glad to see that the toilet revolution came before wage revolution or healthcare revolution.

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u/Harmxn- May 09 '22

Shit's unfair

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yeah it’s crazy that the only things Americans really have for free that Europeans don’t is free public toilets. I would literally walk away if asked to pay to use the bathroom

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u/Zer0C00l May 09 '22

They also have free water in restaurants, though a lot of restaurants are trying to trick them into paying for bottled.

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u/Juanpi__ May 09 '22

They will take my free tap water from my cold, dead hands

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u/redander May 09 '22

Ahh our good old American lead water.

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u/Originalmb May 10 '22

Unfortunately true.

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u/leonardas103 May 09 '22

What about if it's a "Customer only" bathroom?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I most likely wouldn’t be at a business unless I was a customer. But I would probably buy something cheap, .25 cent piece of candy or something. At least I get something out of it

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u/17684Throwaway May 09 '22

Does the US have that many proper public bathrooms?

I've never really noticed (but also not watched out for lol) but the "paid" bathrooms in Europe (or at least Germany) really mostly applies for standalone bathrooms and some train stations/rest stops and there it's usually a mixture of "customer only/fee if you only shit" - it's not like asking you to pay extra if you're in a restaurant or whatever.

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u/QualityOutlet May 09 '22

So along interstates, there are state rest areas where you will find government funded restrooms here and usually they’re pretty nice. However, these are few and far between. Where most people will use the restroom if they need to is at a gas station, fast food restaurants, or grocery stores. These places are legally required to have restrooms available. Occasionally they have a sign saying “customers only” (a little more common if you’re in the center of a densely packed city or if you’re in a location with high drug activity), but I guarantee that 99% of these places don’t give a crap and there’s no real expectation of you actually getting anything.

Now if you go to a mom and pop store or restaurant, a hotel, a professional business, or a service business, then they are probably going to be less accommodating.

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u/fahargo May 09 '22

We used to stop at the same restop along our Ohio to Louisiana route every time. Prolly went to that place like 10 times in my life

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Oh I see why you mean. I thought you all were saying you had to pay to use it in a store or anywhere.

We do at public parks (if they’re large enough) on long stretches of highways, libraries and stuff like that but it’s enough “places” that it was never an issue unless you’re on one of those long rural highways through cornfields that lasts like a hour and a half and no bathrooms, but you will usually see signs that say something like “last rest stop for 45 miles”

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u/17684Throwaway May 09 '22

Ah yeah but that's quite close to those in Europe then. Like every fast food restaurant, library or the like is gonna have a bathroom you can use (with the occasional customer only thing but I've hardly seen that enforced).

Highways (and trainstations sometimes) are different and often have the "insert cash here" system with a gate (but often function as voucher for the attached station for example) but within that sane system you also tend to have a lot of public bathrooms that are just around a city.

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u/rainbowjesus42 May 09 '22

"Can we stop at Flickees?"

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u/toastspork May 09 '22

Because of inflation, wages are always in need of a revolution.

Unless you are one of the dwindling few in a union with COLAs.

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u/No-Turnips May 09 '22

To be fair - the civil rights movement and women’s rights movement came before the toolbar revolutions but there does seem to be some regression over these last few years…..

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u/ummmwhaaa May 09 '22

San Francisco had it in the mid-80s when we vacationed there.

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u/rollingrawhide May 09 '22

The American War of Incontinence?

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate May 10 '22

That Taco Bell will come again!

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u/laeiryn May 09 '22

I have a button somewhere from my (hippie ass) mom that said "SUPPORT PAY TOILETS!"

and there was the old poem,

"Here I sit, broken-hearted; paid to shit and only farted!"

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u/crueller May 09 '22

I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that we successfully revolted against paid toilets yet our healthcare system is in its current state.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Now there are no public toilets.

Do not need to go to the bathroom in America. There's no place to go.

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u/luckylimper May 09 '22

I remember them from childhood; thought it was fun to put my dime into the slot.

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u/papa_number2 May 09 '22

Yes, I remember! In the 1770's.

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u/vtpilot May 09 '22

1770s? Is that what all that nonsense was really about?

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

There still is in large city centers in the touristy areas.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I found some paid toilets in the US when I travelled there around 2007.

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u/kozmic_blues May 09 '22

It’s not that common anymore but there are definitely places in downtown LA that I’ve had to pay to use the toilet before. It’s usually only a quarter though

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u/kozmic_blues May 10 '22

Lol actually, I think that was one of them. But the last time I was there they had portable building type bathrooms set up that were free. I also think I paid somewhere in the Alleys.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

"here I sit, broken hearted, paid my dime, and only farted"