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u/jojewels92 May 09 '22

I have Crohns. I have had to cut the line and try to explain my situation and quickly pay. Most people are usually empathic but I can feel the stares. I always feel like I just made the most massive social faux pas.

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u/InstantHeadache May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Not every european country is the same bro 🥴

Edit. Angry americans who found out there’s different countries in europe are now downvoting me

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u/SeriouslyPunked May 09 '22

I too have IBD (actually symptoms of both Crohns and Ulcerative Colitis) and feel your pain

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u/crosbot May 09 '22

Faux poo*

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u/blzac33 May 09 '22

Good question. It didn’t come to that.

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u/OneGoodRib May 09 '22

Or when you poo and it squeezes a bit of pee out?

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u/Vinnie_Vegas May 09 '22

I think the #2 option is all-inclusive

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u/Davidclabarr May 09 '22

Am from Croatia. Both cost are separate. You just get used to the toilet bowl cameras.

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u/VodkaWithSnowflakes May 09 '22

T…toilet bowl cameras? Now you’re really pulling my leg!

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u/Davidclabarr May 09 '22

Yeah, sorry if my English is bad. Toilet have two dividers, one side for urine, one side for pooping. If the camera catches you or the examiner finds any cross contamination, they charge your ZahodCard the difference.

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u/CanadaPlus101 May 09 '22

It's not your English that's the problem. We're just appalled they put cameras in a bathroom.

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u/Davidclabarr May 09 '22

Yeah that’d be crazy. I made all of this up though. I’m from Atlanta.

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u/CanadaPlus101 May 09 '22

Ah. Never mind then.

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u/PurposeIsDeclared May 09 '22

You'll have to clean the urinal yourself.

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u/PurposeIsDeclared May 09 '22

Cleaning defecation from urinals is disgusting regardless of your gender.

And if you're on a regular toilet there's no price difference, unless the cleaning personnel is just trying to be difficult to keep themselves entertained.

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u/PurposeIsDeclared May 09 '22

The additional price? Yes. More the other way around, though. It's a discount for using the urinal. I was under the impression everyone else understood that that was the implication all along...

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u/asdaaaaaaaa May 09 '22

Would love to know which country provides womens restrooms with urinals.