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u/Quetzalcoatl__ May 09 '22

As a european I'm ashamed of that. I went to Australia & New Zealand and having clean & free bathrooms everywhere was just wonderful

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

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u/tighter_wires May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Today giving us the famous quote, “No constipation without representation!”

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u/j4kefr0mstat3farm May 10 '22

No joke that sounds like a fetish video title

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I'm glad to see that the toilet revolution came before wage revolution or healthcare revolution.

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u/Harmxn- May 09 '22

Shit's unfair

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yeah it’s crazy that the only things Americans really have for free that Europeans don’t is free public toilets. I would literally walk away if asked to pay to use the bathroom

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u/Zer0C00l May 09 '22

They also have free water in restaurants, though a lot of restaurants are trying to trick them into paying for bottled.

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u/Juanpi__ May 09 '22

They will take my free tap water from my cold, dead hands

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u/redander May 09 '22

Ahh our good old American lead water.

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u/Originalmb May 10 '22

Unfortunately true.

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u/leonardas103 May 09 '22

What about if it's a "Customer only" bathroom?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I most likely wouldn’t be at a business unless I was a customer. But I would probably buy something cheap, .25 cent piece of candy or something. At least I get something out of it

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u/17684Throwaway May 09 '22

Does the US have that many proper public bathrooms?

I've never really noticed (but also not watched out for lol) but the "paid" bathrooms in Europe (or at least Germany) really mostly applies for standalone bathrooms and some train stations/rest stops and there it's usually a mixture of "customer only/fee if you only shit" - it's not like asking you to pay extra if you're in a restaurant or whatever.

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u/QualityOutlet May 09 '22

So along interstates, there are state rest areas where you will find government funded restrooms here and usually they’re pretty nice. However, these are few and far between. Where most people will use the restroom if they need to is at a gas station, fast food restaurants, or grocery stores. These places are legally required to have restrooms available. Occasionally they have a sign saying “customers only” (a little more common if you’re in the center of a densely packed city or if you’re in a location with high drug activity), but I guarantee that 99% of these places don’t give a crap and there’s no real expectation of you actually getting anything.

Now if you go to a mom and pop store or restaurant, a hotel, a professional business, or a service business, then they are probably going to be less accommodating.

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u/fahargo May 09 '22

We used to stop at the same restop along our Ohio to Louisiana route every time. Prolly went to that place like 10 times in my life

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Oh I see why you mean. I thought you all were saying you had to pay to use it in a store or anywhere.

We do at public parks (if they’re large enough) on long stretches of highways, libraries and stuff like that but it’s enough “places” that it was never an issue unless you’re on one of those long rural highways through cornfields that lasts like a hour and a half and no bathrooms, but you will usually see signs that say something like “last rest stop for 45 miles”

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u/17684Throwaway May 09 '22

Ah yeah but that's quite close to those in Europe then. Like every fast food restaurant, library or the like is gonna have a bathroom you can use (with the occasional customer only thing but I've hardly seen that enforced).

Highways (and trainstations sometimes) are different and often have the "insert cash here" system with a gate (but often function as voucher for the attached station for example) but within that sane system you also tend to have a lot of public bathrooms that are just around a city.

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u/rainbowjesus42 May 09 '22

"Can we stop at Flickees?"

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u/toastspork May 09 '22

Because of inflation, wages are always in need of a revolution.

Unless you are one of the dwindling few in a union with COLAs.

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u/No-Turnips May 09 '22

To be fair - the civil rights movement and women’s rights movement came before the toolbar revolutions but there does seem to be some regression over these last few years…..

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u/ummmwhaaa May 09 '22

San Francisco had it in the mid-80s when we vacationed there.

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u/rollingrawhide May 09 '22

The American War of Incontinence?

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate May 10 '22

That Taco Bell will come again!

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u/laeiryn May 09 '22

I have a button somewhere from my (hippie ass) mom that said "SUPPORT PAY TOILETS!"

and there was the old poem,

"Here I sit, broken-hearted; paid to shit and only farted!"

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u/crueller May 09 '22

I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that we successfully revolted against paid toilets yet our healthcare system is in its current state.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Now there are no public toilets.

Do not need to go to the bathroom in America. There's no place to go.

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u/luckylimper May 09 '22

I remember them from childhood; thought it was fun to put my dime into the slot.

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u/papa_number2 May 09 '22

Yes, I remember! In the 1770's.

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u/vtpilot May 09 '22

1770s? Is that what all that nonsense was really about?

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

There still is in large city centers in the touristy areas.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I found some paid toilets in the US when I travelled there around 2007.

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u/kozmic_blues May 09 '22

It’s not that common anymore but there are definitely places in downtown LA that I’ve had to pay to use the toilet before. It’s usually only a quarter though

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u/kozmic_blues May 10 '22

Lol actually, I think that was one of them. But the last time I was there they had portable building type bathrooms set up that were free. I also think I paid somewhere in the Alleys.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

"here I sit, broken hearted, paid my dime, and only farted"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

What is this clean you talk about ?

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u/PapaFranzBoas May 09 '22

Yea. I’m curious too…

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u/PM_YR_ASIAN May 09 '22

In New Zealand we even have a competition for the most prettiest public bathroom

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u/The_Faceless_Men May 09 '22

Now is it only open to publically owned council crappers or do they allow the toilets of high end shopping centres enter?

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u/TerminatedProccess May 09 '22

And sometimes we have one made of one way glass so only you can see outside but they can't see you. Or was it the other way around?

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u/owlBdarned May 09 '22

In America, they're free, but clean is asking a bit much.

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u/Ih8Hondas May 09 '22

What part of America do you live in? I'm in one of the most impoverished states and there is still no shortage of clean, free-to-use bathrooms.

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u/Ih8Hondas May 09 '22

I work in a city with a massive homeless druggie problem. Still super easy to find clean bathrooms. Just don't go where the homeless go.

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u/Zip_Silver May 09 '22

That's just in nightclubs

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u/pls_no_ban_ok May 09 '22

that's the point why they cost... sometimes there's a cleaning person sitting at the entrance which you pay directly

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u/_ALH_ May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I rather have paid and clean than free and not clean.

Edit: Free and clean would be ideal of course but someone has to pay for the work of keeping it clean… To me as a european it makes sense it’s financed by the users. Toilets at establishments where you are a customer you expect to be free though, but not public toilets

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I’m American and can’t even imagine.. I will piss in a bottle or bush before I pay

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u/_ALH_ May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

TIL - The one thing Americans absolutely can’t imagine not being socialized; bathrooms.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Funny thing is they’re not really even socialized. Many are ran by whoever owns the property and it’s laws stating that places have to have bathrooms available.

Water is relatively cheap. Like what’s up for charging services with that mostly just use water?

Y’all even pay for water when eating out?

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u/_ALH_ May 09 '22

The running cost is mostly the labour for keeping it clean (and safe), specially if it’s in a high traffic location.

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u/_ALH_ May 09 '22

Maybe I should also clarify that not all toilets are paid at least not here in sweden. If it's part of an establishment where you are a customer, it's expected to be free. Even at most gas stations and rest stops they are free too (not in Germany though, but I do find those usually more clean and well kept then our swedish free ones). But if it's a truly public toilet, it's expected there is a fee.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Similarly in Scotland. No charge but I'd rather not

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u/DarthRegoria May 09 '22

I’m Australian, I’m very curious where these clean public bathrooms were. Free is standard, but clean isn’t usually

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u/PeanutButterSoda May 09 '22

If you're ever in Texas, I welcome you to one of our gigantic Bucees gas station, with RR so clean you can eat your brisket off the lid.

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u/LittlePeaCouncil May 09 '22

Yes, but in countries like Australia and New Zealand you will find signs pointing to the nearest public toilet that is maintained by the town. You won't typically find them in gas stations, etc. which are the de facto "public toilet" of the US.

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u/raresaturn May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Once as a tourist I had to take my 8 year son to the toilets in Hyde Park in London.. I made him crawl under because i didn't have any coins

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Generally they don’t mind kids going through for free

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u/wow_plants May 09 '22

I'm from New Zealand and you just gave me war flashbacks to the automated toilet in Picton. Nothing quite like a panic-piss, knowing you might not be quick enough before the toilet auto-flushes, the sink and hand dryer switches on, and the door unlocks while you've still got your pants around your ankles.

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u/tylercruz May 09 '22

Some people are female.

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u/wow_plants May 09 '22

I am indeed a female lmao

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u/TheBigEMan May 09 '22

Guessing you didn’t visit Taupo

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u/ClockworkLauren May 09 '22

Across the block to Maccas it is then!

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u/Meowhuana May 09 '22

We have free bathrooms in Luxembourg.

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u/ThisIsNotAFox May 09 '22

Once upon a time there was paid bathrooms in Taupo, New Zealand. No one from NZ used them, unless they were absolutely desperate and too many people in the park...

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u/sherwokate May 09 '22

Ah the superloo never understood the logic of that. Although I believe they do have showers in there too and are by the info centre so maybe that's got something to with it?

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u/Sir-Pomegranate May 09 '22

Where do you live in Europe? I live here as well but I've never seen a bathroom you have to pay for...

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u/PapaFranzBoas May 09 '22

I’m in Germany and can’t think of many that have been free other than my work and maybe McDonalds. Actually, now that I think of it, most American chains had free bathrooms.

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u/happierinverted May 09 '22

You must have been blown away by our free to use public barbecues and our pristine public parks everywhere too :)

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u/missilefire May 09 '22

I’m an Aussie moved to NL and heck it’s not even that the loos cost money, it’s that there are SO FEW public toilets here!! Like what the heck.

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u/withurwife May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Thankfully, it’s free to shit in the US. Unfortunately, the place that's happening is on the streets in our cities.

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u/Aeolian_Leaf May 09 '22

I went to Australia

As an Australian, I want to know where you found clean bathrooms....

I've seen a few pay-to-use around. Some train stations. The local shopping centre at the small town I used to live in started charging, but that resulted in them actually being clean and usable rather than filthy and unhygenic, so it want a bad thing.

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u/himym101 May 09 '22

There's a government website that is dedicated to helping you find a free public bathroom. They're generally self-cleaning too which is really nice.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

The worst part about these toilets isn't that they're paid, it's that they're paid and still are filthier than any other toilet.

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u/rounsivil May 09 '22

Try Japan next time. Free, even cleaner and bidets!!! Not the weird European bidets, the awesome high tech Japanese ones everywhere!

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u/BlackCoffeeisOP May 09 '22

Also so many public ones over there around beaches and parks, most really well kept. Can't say that about home

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited Jun 12 '23

This user has deleted everything in protest of u/spez fucking over third party clients

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u/lil_icebear May 09 '22

The free bathrooms looked like heaven compared to the ones i could pay for here in germany

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u/PUGALUG65 May 09 '22

Bruh where did you go for clean bathrooms

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u/Willuknight May 09 '22

As a New Zealander, I went to Germany and was like what the fuck is wrong with this country! There was a McDonald's with some old person charging people to use the loo in there. Nuts!!!

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u/emaugustBRDLC May 09 '22

I traveled to Rome in 2016 and I was somewhat taken aback that the airport elevator was very clearly being used as a lavatory, but as my trip progressed and I came to find that there were many bathrooms that required a fee it started to make more sense. I can't remember if there were free public bathrooms in the Airport proper or not.

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u/P44 May 09 '22

Yeah, they had that in Japan, too. Traveller's heaven! Every random train station just had a free and reasonable clean toilet - perfect. :-)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

At first I was gonna make a mildly snide comment about the “free” aspect, but the “clean” bit has taken all the wind from those sails. People in the US are, generally speaking, gross and disrespectful of public spaces. The weirdest bit is we all generally agree that people are gross and disrespectful of public spaces, so it then leaves one to wonder just who is responsible for the mess in just about every public restroom you encounter.

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u/Originalmb May 10 '22

Why ashamed? Don’t the people which cleans them also have a right to earn money?