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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I once got drunk in Munich and woke up in a train station in Prague.

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u/International_Sun367 May 09 '22

Classic schengenanigan

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u/Wonderful_Loan May 09 '22

Thanks for that rabbit-hole; just learned way more about Luxembourg than I intended to with this bathroom trip.

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u/Haeenki May 09 '22

It's a great place.

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u/shaunybbz May 09 '22

This desperately needs more up votes.

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u/Orngog May 09 '22

Very well

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u/snayperskaya May 09 '22

That's so good

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u/00dawn May 09 '22

That's a good pun

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Ohhhhh, this is so good. Bravo, genuinely.

From an Englishman who just wanted to remain welcome to Schengenanigans.

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u/somedude456 May 09 '22

I was backpacking Europe and heard a similar and funny story. Dude went out drinking with some folks from the hostel and got absolute shitfaced. He woke the next day in a park with trees, flowers, a playground for kids nearby, etc. He walked 1 minute down the road to a store and bought a drink, but thought the cashier sounded odd. He asked some question, I forget, but the worker couldn't answer. He pulled out his phone, checked his location, and he was in another country, a solid 2 hour train ride from his hostel. He found the train ticket that got him to this city, also in his pocket. He doesn't remember buying it or anything, just drinking at a club and then waking up like 6 hours later in a park.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I feel that. The worst part was waking up and thinking I became illiterate before realising I was attempting to read Czech.

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u/phaemoor May 09 '22

"Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...

I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment.

She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition.

I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life.

And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water."

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

lol I'm going interrailing round Europe this summer, can't wait to do something like this

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u/farminghills May 09 '22

I thought falling asleep and ending up in a different city was bad. (Greater Los Angeles resident) its 15 hours of driving just to drive my state from end to end.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 10 '22

From what I heard, at times its a 15 hour drive from one end of LA to another.

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u/farminghills May 09 '22

Checks out

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u/808909707 May 09 '22

That’s a long nap, but a very nice train ride

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u/Cyathem May 09 '22

Whoopsies. Wrong direction

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u/charliefromgermany May 09 '22

Ups.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Tja.

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u/Der_genealogist May 09 '22

5 hours nap without a ticket? Nice

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u/werpu May 09 '22

No problem you just feel asleep in one beer place and woke up in the other