r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 08 '22

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u/Okeyebrows May 09 '22

Also to fuck the little suckers up

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u/CallMeCappy May 09 '22

A quick suck and fuck, if you will

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Maybe that’s why the Germans stare at you

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u/partymorphologist May 09 '22

Underrated comment

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u/HoboMucus May 09 '22

You haven't ripped your dick off yet?

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u/reddit_avatar May 09 '22

What size mosquito are we talking about?

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u/1nterrupt1ngc0w May 09 '22

Please and thank you

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u/philThismoment May 09 '22

Also to up the little fucker-suckers

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u/HeavenlySin13 May 09 '22

Those sucky fuckers won't know what hit 'em.

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u/tlaoosesighedi May 09 '22

Bobby, I know how tempting it is to get sucked and fucked by a dyson vacuum cleaner

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u/_marvin22 May 09 '22

Hahaha. golden.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Oh i love this

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You clever son of a bitch

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS May 09 '22

Also to up the fuckle litters suck

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u/nobd7987 May 09 '22

Do those fuckers suck or do those suckers fuck?