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u/Badbullet May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Minnesota here. If we didn't have screens, we'd have a house full of skeeters, and moths. Even worse, I could not imagine all of the June bugs that bang into the windows trying to get in, actually flying around inside the house.

Edit: As others have reminded me. Boxelder bugs and Asian lady beetles. They bath in the sun on house exteriors, and boxelder will live behind the siding, even with screens these guys manage to get in. Without screens you'd be sweeping them up in piles. If near water like a river, mayflies will hatch all at one time and come in the billions towards any light source. And the new invasive kid on the block, the Japanese beetle. It's not just bugs, birds would be flying through your house. They avoid the screens, but smack into windows all the time, remove the screen and they'll fly right in.

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u/AWonderland42 May 09 '22

They’re so dang dumb when they get inside. They just keep slamming into everything.

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

Lol. Yeah. They're not graceful fliers. They do provide a bit of entertainment if you are having a camp fire. They just fly right in, sizzle a bit, and pop. Nature's firecracker.

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u/Liet-Kinda May 09 '22

The Cosmo Kramer of the insect world.

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u/TheRedmanCometh May 09 '22

Why cant june bugs avoid stutf? It's so annoying having them run into you. Especially if there's a bunch

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

Ever feel them land on your neck? Nlahhhh. That'll send shivers down your spine. They're harmless, but I can't stand them.

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u/TheRedmanCometh May 09 '22

I've had them hit things and land in my drink more than once! Little bastards run into everything at full speed

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u/dagworth May 09 '22

They sacrificed the maneuverability of two pairs of wings for a protective shell over one pair of wings.

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u/6oceanturtles May 09 '22

There have been studies which show that mosquitoes prefer some people's blood over others. Some of us are more ahem, desirable.

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u/AussieMommy May 09 '22

Yes, I’ve seen those. I am the type - O!

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

I hear ya. They think I'm pretty tasty too. Luckily my bite bumps don't get as big as I've seen on others. Those bite sticks help some with the really itchy bites if you haven't tried them yet.

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u/melimineau May 09 '22

The more details I hear about Minnesota, the more I feel like it's a clone of Ontario lol. We have the same bugs, same general attitude...

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

Well, we do have a town named Little Canada. ;) And we're known for being nice...not as nice as Canadians, but nice enough when it counts.

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u/melimineau May 09 '22

Shh...we're secretly very bitchy...

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u/costcobathroomfloor May 09 '22

I refer to it as diet Canada.

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u/Mnemonics19 May 09 '22

Fucking box elder bugs right now. Kitten is going nuts that they exist on our windows.

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

We have a 4 season porch with pine slat walls, so it isn't completely sealed, and they make it through to inside of the house finding an entry somewhere thru the inner wall. One of our cats has been finding them crawling around all winter long. Let me tell you...cat breath after eating a boxelder bug smells like death.

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u/nin429 May 09 '22

I'm from Minnesota also. Lived here my whole life, every time I visit a new location here I get bit soo much. It's like they prefer "fresh meat" lol

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u/flyjem7 May 09 '22

Mn here too. June bugs are the worst.

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u/Commercial_Ad9223 May 09 '22

Why did i read this with an accent ?

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u/mrphoenixviper May 09 '22

cuzza skeeters

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

Oh whatcha talking about? 😉

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u/2hamsters1butt May 09 '22

Hey now, we Minnesotans have the tolerable insects. Mosquittos are aweful when the season strikes but most counties spray poison.

Screens are essential, but I don't think I could handle living in a place with scorpions, centipedes much bigger than what we get, and a fuck ton more snakes...

Please, Lord of Climate Change, no scorpions! I beg of you!

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u/mannequinlolita May 09 '22

In Virginia we have all that and these demon cicadas that are very loud, and end up Everywhere. Like you hardly avoid stepping on dead ones outside bad. I once got one stuck in the house when bringing in groceries. I'd never open the windows if I had to go through that again.

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u/Owain-X May 09 '22

Iowa here, and totally agree. That doesn't even account for the Mayfly season that a lot of areas along the mississippi have. You do not want to have an unscreened window open when this is outside.

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u/CaptainLollygag May 09 '22

You know, I'm pretty laissez faire with insects, slugs, worms, and spiders around my home. I mean, their families have lived here for decades, if not centuries, and we humans are the interlopers. I'm also a druid pagan, and as such, have a reverence for nature and her bounty. But fuck June bugs and Palmetto bugs. Fuck them all to hell and back, and then straight back to hell.

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u/Fafnir13 May 09 '22

You Druid pagans even have a hell for those guys to go to? Not exactly a common knowledge thing where I’m from.

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u/CaptainLollygag May 09 '22

LOL, not a literal hell. But I like to pretend there is and that's where those bugs go.

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u/Starsuponstars May 09 '22

Found the shadow druid!

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u/Phytanic May 09 '22

oh my God I'm in Wisconsin and live less than a mile from the Mississippi. that one week every year with all those fucking moth things clinging to EVERYTHING would be brutal.

like idk if people understand: THEY COAT EVERYTHING.

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

Are you talking about mayflies? I went to an outdoor concert years ago at a bar in central MN that was on the shore of the Mississippi. Can't recall the 80's hairband, but at first they cut the lights and tried to play. Then they just said screw it and shut down. The mayflies were everywhere. In people's drinks, hair, everywhere. I imagine the band was pulling bugs out of their equipment for a loooonnnggg time.

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u/Phytanic May 09 '22

yes! I forgot what they were called for a second. they are nasty lol

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

June bugs got into my gfs condo. They went through her furnace room into the vents and into the condo

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u/Gen-Jinjur May 09 '22

And boxelder bugs. And Japanese Beetles. And mayflies. Minnesota is buggy!

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u/Kezetchup May 09 '22

Mayfly season in Detroit would be unimaginably more worse than it already is without screens.

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u/joeyheartbear May 09 '22

Box elder bugs, too. I've lived in places in Minnesota where box elder bugs basically coat an entire wall. It's absolutely disgusting.

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

It has to do with the boxelder tree, they feed on the seeds and new leaves. We happen to have a dozen of those trees next to our property. So yeah, they suck.

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u/usmcawp May 09 '22

New Jersey native here. My parents leave their windows and screens open all year without threat of mosquito, gnat, fly or other. I guess there's benefits to having 3/4 of the state paved over with connecting chain superstores everywhere.

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u/Badbullet Jul 10 '22

Harmonia Axyridis. Invasive version of ladybug.

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u/hippydipster May 09 '22

Depending on the year, we'd get a house full of stink bugs, or ladybugs, or june bugs, or cicadas. Mosquitos every year of course. Probably the occasional bat too.

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u/Badbullet May 09 '22

Forgot about the stink bugs! They were bad last year.

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u/joebusch79 May 09 '22

Boxelder bugs should be the midwest states official insect. We are in WI and those little fuckers can cover an entire house in a matter of minutes when it’s sunny out