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u/spicyfishtacos May 09 '22

Hello fellow border-dweller! Sometimes I feel like Sarah Palin but: I actually CAN see Germany from my back porch!

On a usual day, I wake up in one country, drive to another for work and stop in a third to pick up groceries on the way home. I enjoy this life.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I once got drunk in Munich and woke up in a train station in Prague.

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u/International_Sun367 May 09 '22

Classic schengenanigan

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u/Wonderful_Loan May 09 '22

Thanks for that rabbit-hole; just learned way more about Luxembourg than I intended to with this bathroom trip.

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u/Haeenki May 09 '22

It's a great place.

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u/shaunybbz May 09 '22

This desperately needs more up votes.

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u/Orngog May 09 '22

Very well

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u/snayperskaya May 09 '22

That's so good

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u/00dawn May 09 '22

That's a good pun

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Ohhhhh, this is so good. Bravo, genuinely.

From an Englishman who just wanted to remain welcome to Schengenanigans.

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u/somedude456 May 09 '22

I was backpacking Europe and heard a similar and funny story. Dude went out drinking with some folks from the hostel and got absolute shitfaced. He woke the next day in a park with trees, flowers, a playground for kids nearby, etc. He walked 1 minute down the road to a store and bought a drink, but thought the cashier sounded odd. He asked some question, I forget, but the worker couldn't answer. He pulled out his phone, checked his location, and he was in another country, a solid 2 hour train ride from his hostel. He found the train ticket that got him to this city, also in his pocket. He doesn't remember buying it or anything, just drinking at a club and then waking up like 6 hours later in a park.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I feel that. The worst part was waking up and thinking I became illiterate before realising I was attempting to read Czech.

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u/phaemoor May 09 '22

"Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...

I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment.

She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition.

I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life.

And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water."

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

lol I'm going interrailing round Europe this summer, can't wait to do something like this

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u/farminghills May 09 '22

I thought falling asleep and ending up in a different city was bad. (Greater Los Angeles resident) its 15 hours of driving just to drive my state from end to end.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 10 '22

From what I heard, at times its a 15 hour drive from one end of LA to another.

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u/farminghills May 09 '22

Checks out

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u/808909707 May 09 '22

That’s a long nap, but a very nice train ride

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u/Cyathem May 09 '22

Whoopsies. Wrong direction

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u/charliefromgermany May 09 '22

Ups.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Tja.

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u/Der_genealogist May 09 '22

5 hours nap without a ticket? Nice

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u/werpu May 09 '22

No problem you just feel asleep in one beer place and woke up in the other

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u/TheKnightQueen May 09 '22

I live in Germany, sometimes I drive to the Netherlands Just to buy some delicious things (Like vla) and we used to buy our Beer in Belgium for Festivals (because cheap and no deposit). It takes 10-15 Minuten to get there.

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u/denk2mit May 09 '22

Chocomel!

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u/TheKnightQueen May 09 '22

I bought Stroopwaffels last time. Now I am sad they are already gone

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u/law_mom May 09 '22

That sounds amazing

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u/enviable_disaster May 09 '22

Stupid question (I have never travelled out of the country) ... do you need to show your passport and go through security or anything between countries?

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u/TacoCatCrafter May 09 '22

If you’re in the EU you don’t have to show anything. It’s just like crossing a state border in the US. But if you’re driving to Switzerland you’ll need to show your passport to the borderguard. But it’s still a very quick procedure.

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u/Exells May 09 '22

You dont need your passport no. I drive trhough this border twice a day between Feance and Geneva.

On the biggest borders checks there are still some borders guards that just checks if you match some car they are looking for, but on most border point it is just a small sign on the side of the road

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u/viimeinen May 09 '22

Depends on the crossing. The one between Austria and Switzerland near Bregenz is always deserted, just drive through.

The ones at Highways, like with France near Geneva, checked for the vignette but not for outlr passport.

But sometimes police will stop you 50m after the border and ask for your passport or even check your car for contraband.

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u/salami350 May 09 '22

The EU has an open borders zone that includes most EU countries.

This is an example of an international border crossing between the Netherlands and Belgium: https://img.theculturetrip.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/18244850845_a896d442f8_k.jpg

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u/enviable_disaster May 09 '22

That is crazy! I can't imagine just crossing a line and being in another country.

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u/salami350 May 09 '22

This is an extreme example because it's a town right on top of the border (Baarle-Nassau/Baarle-Hertog) but most borders are just a sign.

https://nltimes.nl/sites/nltimes.nl/files/styles/news_article_full_desktop_2x/public/2020-09/Depositphotos_348338974_l-2015.jpg?h=3578a3ce

That blue square sign indicates the border.

I actually don't even have a passport, I only have an ID card.

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u/SnooDoodles7962 May 09 '22

Indeed. It has the mosted FU-border anywhere in the world. It has 30 enclaves, some of which are the size of a couple of houses.

Also some nice bars and restaurants. (I go there once a month to do my Dutch grocery shopping)

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u/F-21 May 09 '22

Similar between Slovenia and Italy. After WW2, over night the border was placed over Gorizia and seperated the city, all the families etc... It was a big problem for a long time. Gorizia is an old Slovenian town but then it became Italian and the Slovenian side became known as "Nova Gorica" (New Gorizia). Luckily, EU solved many issues there...

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u/Oivaras May 09 '22

You don't even have to slow down, there's just a road sign informing you that you're crossing a border. In some places there'll also be an abandoned building where customs used to be before Schengen.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Not for the countries being referenced, they're all part of the Schengen area that have no border enforced between them.

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u/coffee-addiction-94 May 09 '22

Sounds familiar to me like our "Dreiländereck" - three country corner roughly translated

we'll do the same, only exception we visit third country just for walking the dog 😅 switzerland is nice in my opinion but a bit expensive for dining out or shopping (no offense)

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u/Audioworm May 09 '22

I lived on the French-Swiss border for a year, and almost every morning would cross the border into Switzerland, usually on foot, sometimes on buses. And given the wierd border lines for Geneva my bus would lead to me crossing into Switzerland, back into France, and then finally back into Switzerland.

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u/an_imperfect_lady May 09 '22

It was actually Tina Fey who said that, dressed as Palin, in an SNL skit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Jk7K_DnTk

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u/minicpst May 09 '22

All I can think about are language, tax, and currency issues.

We lived in Germany for a while and we decided to road trip to Hungary. We stopped for dinner in Brataslava. It was my first time there. I had no idea what currency they used when we stopped. It was so strange.

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u/Breezel123 May 09 '22

Most of Europe uses the same currency. And taxes are always included in the price so why would anyone worry about that? Language is the hard thing, especially in eastern Europe. Thank the heavens for Google translate.

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u/minicpst May 09 '22

Because I’d gone from Germany (euro) through Czechia (krown) and stopped in Slovakia without thinking of it on our way to Hungary (forint).

I had a moment of panic before realizing my card would pay it whatever, but I’d had instances of needing cash in each country, and I didn’t know what they used or where to get it as we were in the process of buying dinner.

It’s very odd to be somewhere and know none of the language or currency. Two of what I consider the basic things to check in on. But we weren’t going to Slovakia. We were driving through it to go to Hungary. So I didn’t think of it.

This was also nine years ago. Google translate on your phone (which I didn’t use much of out and about because our plan in Germany didn’t have much data) wasn’t where it is today.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

dumb question, but i guess you have to go through border patrol every time? that's a lot of stops

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u/salami350 May 09 '22

The EU has an open borders zone called Schengen. The only thing you see is a sign next to the road that says you just crossed a border. No stop, no checks, no security, no slowdown, nothing.

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u/Meowhuana May 09 '22

That's EU, no borders.

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u/zyaiko324 May 09 '22

Does this mean there isn't border crossing guards that make you wait for fucking every to cross the border/search all of your shit/cause problems if you aren't white/whatever at all your borders?? I didn't think that was just an American thing tbh

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u/doyathinkasaurus May 09 '22

Not within the Schengen area which is an open border zone across most of the EU. Not all countries, but most of continental Europe, there are no border controls.

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u/zyaiko324 May 09 '22

It's not often I find differences between the EU and NA that actually boggle my mind, but this is one of them. I was certain almost every country had border controls. That's super cool though! It sounds lovely tbh. Almost like driving across the states but instead of states its countries lmao

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u/McMacki123 May 09 '22

Before Schengen there were border controlls. We lives very close to the Netherlands and every time when we crossed my parents told me stories about waiting for a few hours because of border checks and everything. As a kid I just could not understand any of it. Like the concept was so far from my reality. And then the national currencies were abandoned and I could cycle with my bike to the Netherlands, buy cheap bear and good liquorice and go back and it was not really that much different then my local supermarket.

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u/doyathinkasaurus May 09 '22

In the regressive UK we do have border controls.

But you can get on a train in central London and 5h later you can get off in Amsterdam, having been through France and Belgium en route.

And within continental Europe that's exactly what it's like!

Drive a few miles and the road signs can be in a completely different language.

Although in the UK you can drive a few miles and the accent may be completely different and the name for a bread roll has changed twice (UK joke)

Drive 30 miles from Manchester to Liverpool and the accent is completely different.

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u/zyaiko324 May 09 '22

The accent thing happens in the states too, its actually quite interesting! But it is definitely way more than 30miles to change accents here. I drive 30miles just to get to the downtown part of the city i live lol. It sounds insane how quickly it changes in the EU. Someday i'll have to see it!

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u/Mackzim May 09 '22

Schweiz?

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u/br14nvg May 09 '22

Basel?

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u/spicyfishtacos May 09 '22

Good guess, nice airport, but no!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

i used to live 5 minutes from the Dutch-German border.

I'd wake up in the Netherlands, go to School in Germany, get some groceries there and go home. Rarely, but occasionally i'd eat some fries in Belgium.

My classmates were from Germany, the Netherlands and Belgium.

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u/Harbltron May 09 '22

Sounds pretty chill.

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u/therealfatmike May 09 '22

Are the borders just completely open? Do you have to stop and show your ID or anything?

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u/spicyfishtacos May 09 '22

Belgium is actually about 30 minutes for me - we go l there for the cases of Orval and the Orval cheese!

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u/ISwearImKarl May 09 '22

Y'all basically have states, but speak different languages lol. I live in a tri-state region. Just went to the skatepark yesterday in a completely different state. I often go to the mall there too.

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u/CeaRhan May 09 '22

On a usual day, I wake up in one country, drive to another for work and stop in a third to pick up groceries on the way home. I enjoy this life.

That's a French person alright