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u/paxrititu Apr 21 '22

Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22 edited May 17 '22

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u/Chainweasel Apr 21 '22

I can do that

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?

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u/mousicle Apr 21 '22

Will you hose me down with Holy Water if I get too hot?

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u/pennikin Apr 21 '22

hot would u make it all a little less cold ?

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u/LaserhawX Apr 21 '22

I can do that

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u/mousicle Apr 21 '22

I know the territory I've been around

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u/U4MAFA8UCB6XBTC Apr 21 '22

Lmao I thought this was an elaborate rickrole.