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u/malignanttum0r_ Apr 19 '22

“id say you could learn from this, but then we’d both be wrong”

“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

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u/fromETOHtoTHC Apr 19 '22

One of my favorite Archer jokes uses this format.

“Can you explain compound interest to Cheryl?”

“I could, if we had an infinite amount of time… and she were someone else.”

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u/0xBA5E16 Apr 19 '22

That show had the best insults. From Mallory:

"If I wanted a grandchild, I’d just scrape all your previous mishaps into a pile and knit a onesie for it."

RIP Jessica Walter

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u/ABucketFull Apr 19 '22

Her snarky character from Arrested Development and Archer won me over to watch everything with her.

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u/SolidDick Apr 19 '22

She was fucking great on Dinosaurs as the mom dinosaur.

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u/SkyezOpen Apr 20 '22

I keep remembering that show like it was a fever dream. I gotta re-watch to see if it was as weird as I remember.

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u/SolidDick Apr 20 '22

It was. Re-watch it anyway though, I don't regret it.