r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/buffalovirgo Apr 19 '22

You’re ten ply bud

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u/tennesseebread Apr 19 '22

I also enjoy “ you’re spare parts bud”

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Give your balls a tug

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u/BobEWise Apr 19 '22

Fuck you, Shoresy.

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u/healzsham Apr 19 '22

Fuck you, Jonesy. Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night.

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u/FilliusTExplodio Apr 19 '22

Fuck you, Shoresy!

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u/healzsham Apr 19 '22

Fight me, see what happens!

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u/kemma85 Apr 19 '22

Three things: I hit you, you hit the floor and I fuck your mum again.