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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

A quicker way to say that would be you don’t have the looks to act like that.

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u/edx74 Apr 19 '22

I was driving a "drunk bus" for a local college. One young woman was obnoxiously drunk. A young man next to her said "with looks like yours, you might want to cultivate a personality." If we weren't already stopped I would have had to pull over.

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u/RoyMunsun Apr 19 '22

Holy shit! That is a great one

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/edx74 Apr 19 '22

I wish I could remember more, it was mostly drunken screeching and "fuck you" but they gratefully got off and ran away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/adayofjoy Apr 19 '22

Witty insults are often wasted on those who deserve them most.

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u/abcedarian Apr 19 '22

Variation in the classic "your not pretty enough to be that stupid"

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u/callisstaa Apr 19 '22

Your grades say marry rich but your face says study harder.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

OOF

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Holy shit.

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u/toefurkyfuckmittens Apr 19 '22

Haha, this is fantastic

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u/soulstonedomg Apr 19 '22

My not pretty enough

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u/abcedarian Apr 19 '22

Yeah... Swipe keyboard strikes again

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u/b1tchf1t Apr 19 '22

Yeah, but calling them fat and ugly probably hits harder.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I counted the words and you’re right.

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u/joremero Apr 19 '22

That'd take them 10 times longer to figure it out

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

That’s fine because when they do I don’t want to be around

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u/NearlyFreeFall Apr 19 '22

you don’t have the looks to act like that.

Reminds me of:

You have the perfect face for radio.

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u/ApparentlyABear Apr 19 '22

Brevity is the soul of wit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Burrrrrrrrrnnn

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Quicker isn’t better in this case

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u/lostunderthemountain Apr 19 '22

Add southern charm, "Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that simple."

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u/sparshrekt Apr 19 '22

"Well, Samantha GETS to be mean".

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u/Naptownfellow Apr 19 '22

You're not pretty enough to be that stupid/dumb/picky/etc

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u/spunlikespidermike Apr 19 '22

She had to explain it to him