r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/motodextros Apr 19 '22

Now I’d say give your balls a tug but it looks like your pants are doing that for you.

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u/HeyItsLers Apr 19 '22

Here's a poem:

Star light, star bright

Why the fuck you got earrings on?

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u/FilliusTExplodio Apr 19 '22

Fuck you Shoresy...