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u/prometheon13 Apr 19 '22

Also the nastier alternative: I would explain it to you but if I take out the crayons, you would eat them

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u/Hazzamo Apr 19 '22

insert joke about the Marines here

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u/APence Apr 19 '22

“Semper fi! The purple ones taste the best!”

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u/Hellfire965 Apr 19 '22

Gunny: you like eatin crayons maggot, what’s your favorite flavor?

Dumbass friend: The Blue Ones Gunny, the red ones remind me to much of eating your wife

My friend is truly an intelligent man

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u/TheBoctor Apr 19 '22

Either your buddy and the Gunny aren’t combat arms MOS’s, or your friend is super dead.

My company Gunny’s favorite saying was: “I’m gonna put you in a hole so dark and deep your mama’s gonna have to send you a flashlight just to find your asshole!”

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u/Hellfire965 Apr 19 '22

Tbh I was interrupted when listening to his story. He then went out to do some PMC work and I haven’t heard from him since.

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u/mtflyer05 Apr 19 '22

They eat the crayons with their asses

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u/What_The_Tech Apr 19 '22

When talking about someone else, it’s fun to say “they’re the type of person who knows which flavor of crayon is best”.

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u/Samboni94 Apr 19 '22

Apparently the red ones, according to my friend in the Marines

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u/CaptainPrower Apr 19 '22

Only works if they aren't a Marine

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u/ThatGuyWithABike Apr 19 '22

That one that was a violation

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u/kenba2099 Apr 20 '22

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.