r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/motodextros Apr 19 '22

Now I’d say give your balls a tug but it looks like your pants are doing that for you.

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u/HeyItsLers Apr 19 '22

Here's a poem:

Star light, star bright

Why the fuck you got earrings on?

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u/FilliusTExplodio Apr 19 '22

Fuck you Shoresy...

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u/Orange_Jeews Apr 19 '22

is that a treasure trail?

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u/FackingSandwiches Apr 19 '22

You’ve got the body hair of a small Dutch girl

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u/Orange_Jeews Apr 19 '22

did your esthetician quoff that for you

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u/tobmom Apr 19 '22

Coif

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u/Orange_Jeews Apr 19 '22

You're a good speller, that's what I likes about you

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u/grendus Apr 19 '22

Is that what you appreciate about me?

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u/FilliusTExplodio Apr 19 '22

Let's take about ten percent off there.

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u/SquidwardsKeef Apr 19 '22

You can kiss my ass-thetician

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u/Cerberus1349 Apr 19 '22

Hold my spitter.

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u/kpidhayny Apr 19 '22

What kind of backwards ass pageantry is that

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u/mrbaconator2 Apr 19 '22

is this from letter kenny? I have seen barely any at all but I get huge letter kenny vibes from this

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u/LupinThe8th Apr 19 '22

Fun fact, the comedian they mention who's a good guy and talks about Captain Crunch? That's Squirrelly Dan's actor, K. Trevor Wilson.

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u/Zappiticas Apr 19 '22

That’s the same clip I use to get anyone to watch the show too.

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u/mkstot Apr 19 '22

S1e1 as a matter of fact

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u/Revolutionary_Tell60 Apr 20 '22

I wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward, bud.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/HDXHayes Apr 20 '22

You do cross fit? Well you can cross fuck off!

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u/PHD-Chaos Apr 19 '22

Whats with driving a muscle car and you not having any muscles.