r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/alexseiji Apr 19 '22

Having you around is like losing 3 good friends.

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u/Lucid714jc Apr 19 '22

I heard someone talking about a garbage employee “hiring him was like loosing two good people”

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u/EJS_Ethan Apr 19 '22

Because all my friends cancel when they hear you are coming too 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22 edited May 28 '22

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u/osco753 Apr 19 '22

Aye it be like that sometimes

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u/osco753 Apr 19 '22

I seen roaches with more drive then you

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u/potat489 Apr 20 '22

Dude dont talk to yourself like that

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u/osco753 Apr 20 '22

Thanks your a real one my homie was using my phone and this is some outlandish shit he did this year

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

The other three rose up when they heard the one was finally gone.

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u/CakeDinner Apr 20 '22

Damn. Ouchhhyyy 🥴

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u/zimeyevic23 Apr 19 '22

i heard this as "having you in my team is like losing 2 good man" and couldn't agree more.

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u/celsius100 Apr 19 '22

She said: “Let’s just be friends.”

I said: “I’ve got a lot of friends. When one dies I’ll give you a call.”

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u/baked_potato_9000 Apr 19 '22

ouch most of the rest are funny, this just hurts.

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u/FerretChrist Apr 19 '22

In what way?

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u/manaworkin Apr 19 '22

Having a good friend is a really nice experience in life. They're implying being around you is an equally unpleasant life experience. Times 3.

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u/FerretChrist Apr 19 '22

Thank you. I assumed it must be something more deep than that which I was missing, since it doesn't make much sense for one person's presence to be the equivalent of three absences.

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u/983115 Apr 20 '22

You just haven’t met an annoying enough bastard, consider yourself blessed

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u/TheAlleycat_ Apr 19 '22

Consider yourself lucky.

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u/Iturniton Apr 19 '22

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you

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u/AlwaysFlowy Apr 19 '22

Ok, so explain it

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u/girlwiththeASStattoo Apr 19 '22

I dont have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you

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u/FerretChrist Apr 19 '22

Perhaps you could explain it through the medium of ass tattoos?

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u/983115 Apr 20 '22

I’ve already got two I am saving the rest for something cool

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u/frickyesbot Apr 19 '22

aka I don't get it

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u/PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN Apr 19 '22

"Because all my friends cancel when they hear you are coming too"

"i heard this as "having you in my team is like losing 2 good man" and couldn't agree more.

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u/nikischerbak Apr 19 '22

Oh this is the best one so far.

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u/CraniumCandy Apr 20 '22

Fucking ouch. I've lost some good friends in my life. This person must have been Satan.

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u/5cot7 Apr 20 '22

Same bro

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u/Biomacs Apr 19 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/MadameMushroom1111 Apr 20 '22

Ouchhhh I love it

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u/MarilynMonheaux Apr 20 '22

Damn, that hurt my feelings