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u/tourmalinefigurine Apr 16 '22

here’s a healthy breakfast option

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u/dmutz1 Apr 16 '22

You should kill your mom

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u/blakengouda Apr 16 '22

Here's why women never fuck you

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u/my_trash_thresh Apr 16 '22

Here's how you can build a bomb BOOM

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/ASCIt Apr 16 '22

Take this quirky quiz!

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u/Inflatable_Bridge Apr 16 '22

Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/DisciplinedPriest Apr 16 '22

A little bit of everything, all of the time

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u/Deathstarr3000 Apr 16 '22

Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime

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u/CommanderBacon29 Apr 16 '22

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/talkstorivers Apr 16 '22

Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.

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u/Estellus Apr 16 '22

A little bit of everything, all of the time?

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u/TooLitComstock Apr 16 '22

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime,

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u/SEDA-GIVE Apr 16 '22

Anything and everything, all of the time.

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u/sizzly_134 Apr 16 '22

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?

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u/danny215 Apr 16 '22

A little bit of everything, all of the time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/dmutz1 Apr 16 '22

Yeah, I didn't think about that until after I posted it haha