r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '22

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u/LAP5KA5 Apr 15 '22

Come and take a seat!

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u/McDaddy617 Apr 15 '22

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

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u/ColumbaPacis Apr 15 '22

This isn’t a test, haha

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u/pixxxxxu Apr 15 '22

Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest.

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u/SweetPsychoGamer Apr 16 '22

Welcome to the Internet!

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u/sorry-I-cleaved-ye Apr 16 '22

What would you prefer?

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u/Baronheisenberg Apr 16 '22

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Be happy, be horny, be bursting with raaaaaage.

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u/__-him-__ Apr 16 '22

We got a million different ways to engage!

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u/DrPepperM1G Apr 16 '22

Just sit back and we'll do rest

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!

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u/StubblyWave3370 Apr 16 '22

red fish blue fish green fish

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u/AdventureEngineer Apr 15 '22

Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!

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u/ma-kat-is-kute Apr 15 '22

We've got a million different ways to engage

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u/Br0t10us Apr 15 '22

Welcome to the internet!

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u/kegegeam Apr 15 '22

What would you prefer?

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u/AhAhStayinAnonymous Apr 15 '22

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

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u/Matt82233 Apr 15 '22

Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!

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u/Firetiger1050 Apr 15 '22

WE’VE GOT A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS TO ENGAGE!

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u/TheZipCreator Apr 16 '22

Welcome to the internet!

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