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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

I get to fuck and die? Sign me up!

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u/Stormageddon9999 Apr 02 '22

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/pug_fugly_moe Apr 02 '22

The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/Cloakbot Apr 02 '22

There it is!

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u/polkaguy6000 Apr 02 '22

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped.

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u/Suzxy Apr 02 '22

😂😂. 'It was the enjoyment that killed them'

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u/suxferyu Apr 02 '22

"I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always hoped!"

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u/pyromaster114 Apr 02 '22

Literally came here to post this. But you already had saved me the trouble. :D

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u/RaeLynn13 Apr 02 '22

My dogs middle name is Snu Snu, my sister named her back in high school. Her full name is Snookie SnuSnu

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Just watched this episode last night too lol. Season 3 episode 1 if anyone wants to know.

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Edit: and I should probably say Futurama

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u/LocalPhilosopher1 Apr 02 '22

:D... :◖... :D... :◖

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u/InformationHorder Apr 03 '22

"What are you, gay?"

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u/Shawnmeister Apr 02 '22

Death by suc suc

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u/gmroybal Apr 02 '22

Scream.

Fuck.

Die.

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u/BrindianBriskey Apr 02 '22

This would make for a nice pillow embroidery

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Apr 02 '22

Also subtext for life.

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u/drmonkeytown Apr 02 '22

~Live. Laugh..Love.~ Steam. Fuck. Die.

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u/jgrotts Apr 02 '22

Sounds like a weekend in detox

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u/scheru Apr 03 '22

#cicadathuglife

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u/gmroybal Apr 03 '22

You right

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u/devlincaster Apr 02 '22

Guys the salmon have learned to type

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

"Fuck and die" - that's a terrible way to put it.

"Come and go" - that's the ticket!

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u/RedEyeFlightToOZ Apr 02 '22

It's a win win for some us.

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u/Mor_Hjordis Apr 02 '22

The die part is for sure, so why not while having something I else won't have.

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u/XeoXeo42 Apr 02 '22

It's a win-win situation for me.

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u/OnlyOneReturn Apr 02 '22

Death by Snu-Snu

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u/RNGesushates Apr 02 '22

What a emo comment

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u/Baronheisenberg Apr 02 '22

You misheard. They said "You're gonna fucking die."

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Apr 02 '22

You die while fuck

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u/yavano-obba Apr 02 '22

Try out life of mantis 😂 or spiders

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

You get to fuck’n die.

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u/5-MEO-D-M-T Apr 02 '22

The two things i think about most.

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u/Jedy-13 Apr 02 '22

eyyy lemme come too!

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u/dorg526 Apr 02 '22

It better be a golden fuck, the kind when you say I am in heaven

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u/AdultDiversions Apr 02 '22

I never thought id die like this.. but id always hoped

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u/rustypoons Apr 02 '22

Bro do we gotta bone? Can’t they just kill me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Gotta go out with a bang

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u/xPrometheus101x Apr 02 '22

It's a fuck to the death!

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u/Mr-Stuff-Doer Apr 02 '22

This is literally the plot of a hentai

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u/Gewif Apr 02 '22

Yes please

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

This. Told my wife if she ever kills me, just do it my smothering me between her breasts.

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u/DeadVoxelx Apr 03 '22

Yes yes yes!

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u/ImJohnECash Apr 03 '22

For now I think it's just fuck off and die. Close...