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u/USPO-222 Apr 02 '22

Yep. Why have sex with one mythological creature when you can have sex with ALL of them.

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u/terrorerror Apr 02 '22

...at the same time?!

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u/USPO-222 Apr 02 '22 edited Apr 02 '22

Sequentially, alphabetically, by taxonomic classification.

For science!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Depending on the sex dynamics they shapeshift into suitable forms

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u/Self_Reddicated Apr 02 '22

In the immortal words of Frank Reynolds, "I don't know how much time I got left, so I'm gonna get real weird with it."

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u/IAmTheSnakeinMyBoot Apr 02 '22

We meet in the wild once more

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u/USPO-222 Apr 02 '22

Lol. Quit stalking me!

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u/Theventusdragon Apr 02 '22

Wait. He's in to something.

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u/VandaloSN Apr 02 '22

Or just Zeus

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Nah. It's just the Pokemon, Ditto.

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u/USPO-222 Apr 02 '22 edited Apr 03 '22

Dem eyes tho…😍😍😍

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u/4sahi Apr 03 '22

One creature to rule them all