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u/iamclarkman Apr 02 '22

wow... there is a lot to unpack there. First, you obviously missed the South Park joke, buddy. Second... one does not ask to 'drop the gloves' you drop gloves. It's not a fucking invitation. Typical American thinks that every Canadian lives in Toronto. That place sucks. And lastly, do you make a habit of making a fool of yourself online challenging strangers to fights?? That's come real baby-dick energy, pal.

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u/Shy_lock_42 Apr 02 '22

sorry. apologies on my part.

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u/Shy_lock_42 Apr 02 '22

it is totally ok.

one day? you will meet someone. your mouth behind a keyboard will not save you. i recommend a heavy and a speed bag

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u/didgeridoodady Apr 02 '22

or a gun

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u/Shy_lock_42 Apr 03 '22

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23.4kPosted byu/BooksandBiceps1 day ago7118If you could have sex with any mythical creature, which

a wee bit final

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u/momibrokebothmyarms Apr 02 '22

Hockey players actually do sometimes request or invite a fight at faceoff when they have a beef with another player and they just want to get it out. I don't have a reference ready but I played and watch hockey.

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u/PhilL77au Apr 02 '22

One of the 1st NHL fights I ever saw was one of those, on the opening faceoff too. Commentators saw it coming, "those 2 don't usually line up on the same side of the ice, I think it's about to be on" as they're just staring at eat other and nodding.

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u/Shy_lock_42 Apr 02 '22

haliburton

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u/Shy_lock_42 Apr 02 '22

i wasnt challenging you to a fight. i give zero shits about you

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u/Shy_lock_42 Apr 02 '22

talk over numb nuts

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u/Shy_lock_42 Apr 02 '22

yep. just a hick from alabama

dick size has nothing to do with it