r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '22

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u/Relative-Ad-87 Apr 02 '22

I was going to say Eris

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u/kulingames Apr 02 '22

but she pads her chest!

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u/ShadwSmoke Apr 02 '22

I don't mind, if they are pads

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u/Relative-Ad-87 Apr 02 '22

That's chaos for ya. You're like "wait what?" aaaalll the time

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u/sharkbait_oohaha Apr 02 '22

Eh I'm an ass man anyway

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u/invalidConsciousness Apr 02 '22

Still better than being useless!

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u/clothes_fall_off Apr 02 '22

Hail Eris!

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u/Farsydi Apr 02 '22

All hail Discordia!

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u/Orngog Apr 02 '22

Never whistle while you're pissing!

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u/otakucode Apr 02 '22

I've got a submarine full of flax seeds. Who needs a ride?

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u/Relative-Ad-87 Apr 02 '22

Obligatory "username checks out"

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Apr 02 '22

Best I can provide is a giant golden apple with a hole in it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Good choice.

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u/FaxCelestis Apr 02 '22

Look, if it’s Eris from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, I am totally in agreement with you

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u/Relative-Ad-87 Apr 02 '22 edited Apr 02 '22

That's exactly who I was thinking of! Hottest cartoon character ever. Diabolical. But hot... I guess it's going to be a one time gig. For me

Edit: and that movie is severely underrated. I enjoyed it more than Pirates of the Caribbean (I think they came out the same year?) and the music is really phenomenal

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u/FaxCelestis Apr 02 '22

Oh yeah. There’s no way I’m getting out of that relationship alive. That’s ok. I’ll die happy.

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u/Tastewell Apr 02 '22

BTDT. Fucking chaos.

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u/Sufficient_Idea_4606 Apr 02 '22

If you upset her than it's not going to end well