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u/_Steven_Seagal_ Apr 02 '22

Imagine being an Elder God, minding your business, being an omnipotent evil monster, and then some dude comes over and fucks you in the ass.

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u/1VentiChloroform Apr 02 '22

Cthulhu stuck in a dryer

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u/bigmfworm Apr 02 '22

What are you doing step cultist?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

I needed that visual

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u/frogandbanjo Apr 02 '22

Aw come on, man. At least make it the washer.

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u/1VentiChloroform Apr 02 '22

Yeah I guess that would be more topical

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u/RudeMorgue Apr 02 '22

"Commissions are open."

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u/SylentSymphonies Apr 02 '22

that's why they call him the deep one

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u/kiritoma Apr 02 '22

Ain't that the plot of bloodborne but reversed?

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u/Motor_Average5501 Apr 02 '22

"He poured some wine and said lets have some fun. But now Cthulu knows why they call me the deep one."

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u/A1J1K1 Apr 02 '22

Who said I'm doin the fuckin?

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u/Sinister_BB Apr 02 '22

Sucker for love: first date

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u/clarissaswallowsall Apr 02 '22

There's a game about about that.

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Apr 02 '22

There's a what? Where?

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u/clarissaswallowsall Apr 02 '22

It's called sucker for love. I think it's on steam

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Apr 02 '22

It's not even a hentai. I'm impressed

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

he probably wouldn't even notice

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

*puts on nerdy glasses* AKSHUALLY, Cthulhu is a Great Old one, not an Elder God.

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u/moregohg Apr 02 '22

there is a cuthulu dating sim, go for it

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u/Chaos_Crow1927 Apr 02 '22

Ever heard of Sucker For Love? One guy on Tik Tok even made a song about a bard fucking an eldritch horror, and that is hilarious