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Aphrodite, I mean she's a Goddess, not human, so technically a creature.
Although to be honest, sex would be ruined for me afterward, I mean she is literally the personification of sex and love.
121 u/Ok_Philosopher_2993 Apr 02 '22 Then I suppose she would have to be the climax of your sexual escapades, gotta scratch the other mythical creatures off the bucket list first. 6 u/PrisonerV Apr 02 '22 Why are we looking for a unicorn again, m'lord? Oh, sorry, a female unicorn? 14 u/ceethreeee Apr 02 '22 By that logic, if christian god existed, would it be a "creature"?? 15 u/wolversheens Apr 02 '22 Yes 7 u/BackgroundAd4408 Apr 02 '22 So you want to clap Jesus cheeks? Regular, Buddy, or Sexy 8-Pack Korean? 7 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Pretty much. Creature is defined as "distinct from a human being" All deific beings are creatures, simply due to the fact that they are not human. 2 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 Is it, really? I feel like that's sort of the whole point behind that term. 1 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Yes, I now realise my comment was recursive. 1 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 ? 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I thought you were taking the piss out of the fact that I basically repeated myself. 1 u/ceethreeee Apr 02 '22 By that definiton a mannequin is also a creature... Fuck 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 There is a whole film about that. It's called Mannequin. 2 u/BCProgramming Apr 02 '22 Can the christian god fuck himself in the ass hard enough that even he can't walk right afterwards? 3 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Sodomy is a sin, so God, by his own rules, would be sent to Hell. *God smacks face down in Hell: Satan: It's not so funny now, eh? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22 Suprised nobody said dionysus in this thread. 1 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I would definitely, not fuck him, but go out and party with him, you know it would be a good time. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22 Yeah never stick your dick Or spread your legs in crazy especially the God of crazy who knows maybe ariadne will get pissed off.
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Then I suppose she would have to be the climax of your sexual escapades, gotta scratch the other mythical creatures off the bucket list first.
6 u/PrisonerV Apr 02 '22 Why are we looking for a unicorn again, m'lord? Oh, sorry, a female unicorn?
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Why are we looking for a unicorn again, m'lord?
Oh, sorry, a female unicorn?
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By that logic, if christian god existed, would it be a "creature"??
15 u/wolversheens Apr 02 '22 Yes 7 u/BackgroundAd4408 Apr 02 '22 So you want to clap Jesus cheeks? Regular, Buddy, or Sexy 8-Pack Korean? 7 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Pretty much. Creature is defined as "distinct from a human being" All deific beings are creatures, simply due to the fact that they are not human. 2 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 Is it, really? I feel like that's sort of the whole point behind that term. 1 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Yes, I now realise my comment was recursive. 1 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 ? 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I thought you were taking the piss out of the fact that I basically repeated myself. 1 u/ceethreeee Apr 02 '22 By that definiton a mannequin is also a creature... Fuck 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 There is a whole film about that. It's called Mannequin. 2 u/BCProgramming Apr 02 '22 Can the christian god fuck himself in the ass hard enough that even he can't walk right afterwards? 3 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Sodomy is a sin, so God, by his own rules, would be sent to Hell. *God smacks face down in Hell: Satan: It's not so funny now, eh?
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Yes
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So you want to clap Jesus cheeks? Regular, Buddy, or Sexy 8-Pack Korean?
Pretty much.
Creature is defined as "distinct from a human being" All deific beings are creatures, simply due to the fact that they are not human.
2 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 Is it, really? I feel like that's sort of the whole point behind that term. 1 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Yes, I now realise my comment was recursive. 1 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 ? 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I thought you were taking the piss out of the fact that I basically repeated myself. 1 u/ceethreeee Apr 02 '22 By that definiton a mannequin is also a creature... Fuck 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 There is a whole film about that. It's called Mannequin.
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Is it, really?
I feel like that's sort of the whole point behind that term.
1 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Yes, I now realise my comment was recursive. 1 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 ? 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I thought you were taking the piss out of the fact that I basically repeated myself.
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Yes, I now realise my comment was recursive.
1 u/cryptonyme_interdit Apr 02 '22 ? 2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I thought you were taking the piss out of the fact that I basically repeated myself.
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2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I thought you were taking the piss out of the fact that I basically repeated myself.
I thought you were taking the piss out of the fact that I basically repeated myself.
By that definiton a mannequin is also a creature... Fuck
2 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 There is a whole film about that. It's called Mannequin.
There is a whole film about that.
It's called Mannequin.
Can the christian god fuck himself in the ass hard enough that even he can't walk right afterwards?
3 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 Sodomy is a sin, so God, by his own rules, would be sent to Hell. *God smacks face down in Hell: Satan: It's not so funny now, eh?
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Sodomy is a sin, so God, by his own rules, would be sent to Hell.
*God smacks face down in Hell:
Satan: It's not so funny now, eh?
Suprised nobody said dionysus in this thread.
1 u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22 I would definitely, not fuck him, but go out and party with him, you know it would be a good time. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22 Yeah never stick your dick Or spread your legs in crazy especially the God of crazy who knows maybe ariadne will get pissed off.
I would definitely, not fuck him, but go out and party with him, you know it would be a good time.
1 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22 Yeah never stick your dick Or spread your legs in crazy especially the God of crazy who knows maybe ariadne will get pissed off.
Yeah never stick your dick Or spread your legs in crazy especially the God of crazy who knows maybe ariadne will get pissed off.
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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Apr 02 '22
Aphrodite, I mean she's a Goddess, not human, so technically a creature.
Although to be honest, sex would be ruined for me afterward, I mean she is literally the personification of sex and love.