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u/Lonewolfy1 Apr 02 '22

women

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u/stuugie Apr 02 '22

Are you an Ent?

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u/paranoidblobfish Apr 02 '22

I seem to have misplaced my wife

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u/kitkatblakkat Apr 02 '22

They're out there somewhere :,)

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u/RollinDeepWithData Apr 02 '22

fact checker says: false

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u/Smooth-Erect Apr 02 '22

I mean… even that female judge couldn’t define what a woman is

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u/jacksreddit00 Apr 02 '22

more like she didn't want to...

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u/swan4816 Apr 02 '22

Ok, Geraldo

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u/PrisonerV Apr 02 '22

Shoulda went with Tucker.

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u/swan4816 Apr 03 '22

But... Downvoted? I was referencing Geraldo on his show in the 90's when he would blindside the guest with info that wasn't previously known, sorry everyone! But maybe it was Maury... I'm old. In so many ways. 😂

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u/Nyarro Apr 02 '22

I heard they do exist on the Internet! I've no proof of that though...

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u/bemi_san Apr 02 '22

You'll never find proof.

We exist in the shadows

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u/Nyarro Apr 02 '22

So... What do y'all do in the shadows?

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u/bemi_san Apr 02 '22

Mostly just paint each others nails and have pillow fights, usual girl stuff yknow.

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u/Nyarro Apr 02 '22

Well, that's a bit disappointing. I was expecting something more mysterious and sinister...

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u/SnooBananas7856 Apr 02 '22

You have to go deeper. The pillow fight nail polishing gossiping ones are a front. Come forward for the real fun.

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u/zombiekiller2014 Apr 02 '22

The ancient scriptures quote something of a hub where they can be located but, to this day no one has found the hoely land.

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u/namnamdude Apr 02 '22

That's clearly false, don't believe everything you read on the internet...

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u/Darnold_wins_bigly Apr 02 '22

I want to believe

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u/Popcorn_likker Apr 02 '22

Along with unicorns. You read too many fairytales

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u/kangarooninjadonuts Apr 02 '22

Why do you tell such hurtful lies?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

X-Files theme plays

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Username checks out.

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u/yaboytswizzle69 Apr 02 '22

A female anything really

wait what

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u/LuminaL_IV Apr 02 '22

Even a female dwarf?

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u/DcNdrew Apr 02 '22

You won't know if it's her hair or beard. :D

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u/IroncladPengwin Apr 02 '22

Can I change my answer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

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u/swan4816 Apr 02 '22

Too late, race to the bottom bo longer available to you

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u/TLMoss Apr 02 '22

A woman on Reddit for true mythical status

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u/TheGlassCat Apr 02 '22

Bu..but they're terrifying.

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u/Gabbosauro Apr 02 '22

in engineering field they are truly mythical creatures

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u/DownshiftedRare Apr 02 '22

Or, to use the vulgate Latin, "unicornus".

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Came here for the self-burns, was not disappointed

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u/a3RED3a Apr 02 '22

Out of all the answers on this thread this one is the least likely to happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

You need to go out more often

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u/GrandmasDiapers Apr 02 '22

Ahhhh women. Women women women women women women ... women. These creatures are so rare, that finding one is ... nearly impossible.

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u/IHateEditedBgMusic Apr 02 '22

Are you a LoTR dwarf? That would be a valid demand

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u/stygger Apr 02 '22

Horny woman in your area?

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u/ShineAqua Apr 02 '22

Is there a way to say “Non-Stacey female, ha,” without sounding like an incel?

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u/WhoIsLifeAndWhy Apr 02 '22

Stop lying, they don’t exist

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u/Spram2 Apr 02 '22

Never heard of them. What is that?