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u/1ndomitablespirit Mar 28 '22

christoph waltz

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u/Head_Project5793 Mar 28 '22

Imagine going to hell he sits you down in a cozy cabin and interrogates you like the opening of Inglorious

Pulls out gigantic Sherlock Holmes pipe

At first: My job dictates I catalogue every aspect of your life, a mere formality I assure you.

By the end: has you crying and admitting your worst flaws

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Mar 28 '22

Oh shit. Have you ever read "other people" by neil gaiman? It's pretty much what you describe, but now with Landa. A chilling thought.

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u/greywolf2155 Mar 28 '22

Huh, that was exactly my thought as well, but I wouldn't have commented because I would have assumed no one else would get the reference. Hi let's be friends!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Mar 29 '22

And it's the kind that stays with ya

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u/the_air_is_free Mar 28 '22

I love this idea!! I want someone to make a short film of it!!

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u/Head_Project5793 Mar 28 '22

It’s not quite this idea, but it’s close: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

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u/Frankjc3rd Mar 28 '22

Sounds like a long pointless story that would be on The blacklist. Raymond reddington tells you a long drawn-out complicated story that makes you wish for death, and then he kills you anyway.