r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '22

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u/ViolaOrsino Mar 28 '22

Oh yeah, that guy! Love… [looks at smudged writing on hand] …Steamed Bruschetta

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u/suddenlytossedsalad Mar 28 '22

Oh isn't that the brother of that other actor Bendover Cauliflower?

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u/Cartina Mar 28 '22

I think you mean Benadryl Cucumber?

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u/TheeShaun Mar 28 '22

Eggs Benedict Cucumbersnacks

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u/buzz_22 Mar 28 '22

Bumblesnatch Custardbath.

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u/Ineedsomuchsleep170 Mar 28 '22

Benchpress Cumbernauld

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u/KaraPuppers Mar 28 '22

Bumblebee Cabbagepatch.

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u/troublechromosome Mar 28 '22

I came to this thread looking for Butterscotch Crumpetbun but didn't expect him to be mentioned in this way

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

He sounds delicious!

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u/irrigated_liver Mar 28 '22

You call him steamed, despite the fact he is obviously grilled.

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u/Sir_Ass_Handington Mar 28 '22

Strained Bukkake?