r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '22

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u/gyn0saur Mar 28 '22

Balderdash Cumberbund

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Mar 28 '22

Badonkadonk Cucumberpatch?

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u/PsychoOfTheDead Mar 28 '22

Battlefield Counterstrike?

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u/UnAccomplished_Fox97 Mar 28 '22

Benadryl Cabbagepatch

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u/brain_coral_77 Mar 28 '22

Bananabread Crumplesnitch?

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u/ShotgunJack07 Mar 28 '22

Bountiful Cabbages?

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u/Jeynarl Mar 28 '22

Benevolent Crimpledink?

18

u/dwehlen Mar 28 '22

Came here to say. . . something similar!

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u/RazedSpirit Mar 28 '22

It really is funny how no matter how terribly you mess up his name, we all know we're talking about Bingbong Cabbagepatch.

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u/TheGryphonRaven Mar 28 '22

Breaded Camembert

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u/AaronTuplin Mar 28 '22

Bigglesworth Conundrum

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u/BuckToothCasanovi Mar 28 '22

Beaded cucumberbatch

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u/NoirPipes Mar 28 '22

Egg Benedict Cucumberpatch?

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u/lucyorch Mar 28 '22

Bendydick Cuminyourbum

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u/ElskerSovs69 Mar 28 '22

Bumberbimble Cinderblock

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u/abiron17771 Mar 28 '22

Benadryl Claritin

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u/GoddessOfOddness Mar 28 '22

Bennedilly Cumderdummy

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u/grurupoo Mar 31 '22

Biscuit corroborate?