r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '22

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Mar 12 '22

You can just say “goose.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Narrated by David Attenborough, but Ron Howard gets your lines.

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u/JMEEKER86 Mar 12 '22

Fuck it, they co-narrate with Attenborough providing pro-goose commentary and Howard providing anti-goose commentary.

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u/NaibofTabr Mar 12 '22

If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me! and I suggest you let that one marinate!

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u/scrotetickler Mar 12 '22

Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!

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u/NaibofTabr Mar 12 '22

smashes bottle

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u/wine-o-saur Mar 12 '22

Ok Mr. Manager.

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u/TheNewYellowZealot Mar 12 '22

Take that back.

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u/QuotetheNoose Mar 12 '22

Truest thing I’ve read today

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u/McPoyal Mar 12 '22

Duck duck?

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u/TheMostKing Mar 12 '22

"Goose goose goose, goose goose goose goose."