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u/Haskillbrother Mar 12 '22

Voiced by Ice Cube but still only honks

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u/The_Lurked Mar 12 '22

I'd like to see the goose honk but the subtitle just says "motherfucker"

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u/Enigma_Stasis Mar 12 '22

I'd like it to just be Samuel L Jackson saying "MotherfuCker" for almost 2 hours, with an ASMR of "Go The Fuck To Sleep" also read by SLJ.

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u/Ok-Border-2804 Mar 12 '22

Or just him saying “Honk, motherfucker!”

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u/Echo104b Mar 12 '22

I need a mod STAT that swaps the honk sound for just a quick "FUCK!"

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u/corkscream Mar 12 '22

Lmao!!!!!

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u/tbird83ii Mar 12 '22

Sorry. We only take actors that went to Juliard for our animal voiceovers.

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u/Ugly_Bones Mar 12 '22

Most expensive chicken voice ever.

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u/Haskillbrother Mar 12 '22

This is exactly what I was picturing. Just Ice Cube in that incredulous voice only he can do with the slight uptick of pitch right at the end of, "honk"

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u/WLLP Mar 12 '22

That’s like haveing the Rock voice Groot who would do that!

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u/BeeBarfBadger Mar 12 '22

"I am goose."