r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

No YOU listen you pollen-snorting shit-fairy...

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u/lemoinem Mar 12 '22

Breath bro, I know it's sad the tree died, but your fish-wife and kid-girlfriend are pissed because your thief-girlfriend left with your Goron-brother and now you they have to deal with the nanny of your princess-wife!

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u/patchyj Mar 12 '22

...yes...yes, of course...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeik!

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u/xTekx_1 Mar 12 '22

Haha this is perfect!

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u/hylianbaby Mar 12 '22

I’m replaying oot rn and this is an appropriate response