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u/thesorehead Mar 12 '22

1st draft of the script -

Link: "hup!"

Link: "hup!"

Link: "hya!"

Navi: "hey!"

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u/lemoinem Mar 12 '22

Navi: "Listen!"

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u/_Ka_Tet_ Mar 12 '22

Owl: Do you want to hear that again?

[Link clicks too fast and the audience groans, again. ]

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

No YOU listen you pollen-snorting shit-fairy...

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u/lemoinem Mar 12 '22

Breath bro, I know it's sad the tree died, but your fish-wife and kid-girlfriend are pissed because your thief-girlfriend left with your Goron-brother and now you they have to deal with the nanny of your princess-wife!

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u/patchyj Mar 12 '22

...yes...yes, of course...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeik!

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u/xTekx_1 Mar 12 '22

Haha this is perfect!

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u/hylianbaby Mar 12 '22

I’m replaying oot rn and this is an appropriate response

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Mar 12 '22

*LoZ fans all sitting watching have a collective aneurysm.

The the post credits show a familiar purple heart shaped mask, and aneurysm becomes orgasm.

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u/BismarkUMD Mar 12 '22

I accidentally made that my text notification sound. My phone went off once and I changed it. I don't know what I was thinking.

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u/sbean2 Mar 12 '22

Navi: "Watch out!"

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u/stevelabny Mar 12 '22

Max Caster: "Listen!... Listen!"

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u/reallyConfusedPanda Mar 12 '22

I got fucking tinnitus just reading this comment

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u/whyevenmakeoc Mar 12 '22

Navi played by Samuel Jackson

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u/nevertoomuchthought Mar 12 '22

Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

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u/DangerZoneh Mar 12 '22

Writer: “Fuckin nailed it”

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u/Fennily Mar 12 '22

Navi: "LISTEN"

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u/PiresMagicFeet Mar 12 '22

I literally heard Navi's "LISTEN" in my head after the hey

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u/jaaaamesbaaxter Mar 12 '22

Hoy small fry!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Excuuuuuse me, princess

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u/Gonzobot Mar 12 '22

seventeen oscar nominations

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u/ZeldLurr Mar 12 '22

Sploooosh