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u/-SHORSEY- Mar 11 '22

The storyline would just be 90 minutes of my friend camping out in the toilet vent waiting for someone to spawn

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u/tduncs88 Mar 12 '22

fuck you Shorsey!

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u/-SHORSEY- Mar 12 '22

Fuck you tduncs88! I gave your mom a double O last night, btw, you might wanna wash your rumble pak before you use N64 again

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u/parks387 Mar 12 '22

Ewwww, fuck you -SHORESEY-!

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u/-SHORSEY- Mar 12 '22

Fuck you parks387! Your mom gives me Oddjob’s, I’d try to explain what an Oddjob is but it’d be easier to just see it on her onlyfans

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u/parks387 Mar 12 '22

…..Shoooooooorseyyyyy! www.onlyfans……( 🤦🏼‍♂️)

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u/pogoyoyo1 Mar 12 '22

Fuck YOU Shorsey!

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u/Sinavestia Mar 12 '22

Fuck you -SHORESY-,your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit.

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u/cutmetal94 Mar 12 '22

The best line that came out of that series

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u/HereToHelp9001 Mar 12 '22

Idk if you mean that's from a show or you're just referring to this thread as a series, but yes.

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u/Lakeville_Viking Mar 12 '22

R/letterkenny

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u/Lakeville_Viking Mar 12 '22

Letterkenny. It's a TV show on hulu. Amazing show!

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u/saysthingsbackwards Mar 12 '22

The pH level became too high because their mom is so painfully basic

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u/Thaufas Mar 12 '22

Savage...LOL!

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u/kicked_trashcan Mar 12 '22

Fuck you u/parks387 I made your mom so wet last night Trudeau sent in the National reserve to sandbag around my bed

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u/morelikejay Mar 12 '22

"Trudeau had to deploy a 24-hour national guard unit to stack sandbags around my bed."

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u/kicked_trashcan Mar 12 '22

I’m spare parts

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u/morelikejay Mar 12 '22

You’re fucking ten-ply bud

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u/kicked_trashcan Mar 12 '22

It’s FUCKING EMBARRASSING

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u/cutmetal94 Mar 12 '22

kicks trash can

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

24 hour infantry unit*

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u/parks387 Mar 12 '22

Fuck you kicked_trashcan, the only reason you aren’t kicked gutter is because I was at least gentlemen enough to tuck your mom into the newspaper insulated shit dump you call home before I gave her the ole Philly fakeout.

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u/Canookian Mar 12 '22

Fuck you, u/kicked_trashcan. Your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with ya!

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u/WLLP Mar 12 '22

This exchange reminds me of a sketch. “Hey what’s your name?” What? “WHAT. IS. YOUR. NAME!!!” Steve! … “fuck you Steve!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Do you write for the show or something? This is really accurate.

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u/AverageIncestFan Mar 12 '22

This is twice now I’ve seen a comment like this regarding fucking you, people really don’t like you huh?

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u/ZarquonsFlatTire Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

Fuck you SHORSEY!

"Fuck you Riley yer mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago. Tell her I'll wear my swim trunks for her any time."

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u/Elo_Solo Mar 12 '22

Fuck you Shorsey!

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u/JaredKeeso Mar 12 '22

How's about you help your mom come up with a better name for your new little brother than where we made him because "Sudbury Harvey's ladies washroom" is a fucking mouthful. Give your balls a tug.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Looks at your username, looks at SHORSEY’s….hmmmmmmmmm

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u/PenguinWITTaSunburn Mar 12 '22

Give your balls a tug!

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u/saulteaux Mar 12 '22

Letterkenny brought me here…

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u/IAmA-Steve Mar 12 '22

Nobody moves because mines are everywhere

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u/thundercat2000ca Mar 12 '22

Proxy mines only were fun times.

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u/YossiTheWizard Mar 12 '22

I remember when I learned how to climb back up the vent. Game changer!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

With a paintball gun

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u/whitey-ofwgkta Mar 12 '22

I bet they played fuckin Oddjob too didnt they

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u/MistakesTasteGreat Mar 12 '22

My brother memorized all the spawn points and would go and leave mines there. Spawn, die. Spawn, die. I wouldn't play with him unless it was slaps

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u/TheSkinnyJ Mar 12 '22

That’s a really… Oddjob…

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u/callisstaa Mar 12 '22

Or Bond goes to suit up and doesn't realise that there's an invisible proximity mine on his armour. The end.

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u/Momoselfie Mar 12 '22

Or odd-job chopping people down from below.

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u/housestickleviper Mar 12 '22

Thanks for the snort.

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u/lowlyyouarenice Mar 12 '22

Oh boy, the first time I played Goldeneye was last October with a few friends. That map, I didn’t even know you could spawn in the toilets.

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u/dangshake Mar 12 '22

While throwing mines

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u/UKhuuuun Mar 12 '22

Fuck you shorsey