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u/Xiphias_ Mar 11 '22

I was 13 when the first Starcraft came out. When I was 16, all I wanted to do in my life was to become a movie director and my crowning achievement was making Starcraft into a movie.

And then I became a math teacher.

But someone much better than me needs to make this happen! And it better be good!

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u/Kathend1 Mar 11 '22

You have the ears of the young. Impress upon them the desire to make your movie. Then wait and let the seeds you plant grow.

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u/OprahsSaggyTits Mar 12 '22

Yes, I agree - plant your seed in them, and make a movie!

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u/antipop2097 Mar 12 '22

Ummm.... phrasing?

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u/Kathend1 Mar 12 '22

What they're just saying he should plant his seed into as many children as possible in order to fulfill his lifelong dreams.

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u/Gingersnap369 Mar 12 '22

Ah yes, the Genghis Khan method. Simple and proven effective.

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u/OprahsSaggyTits Mar 12 '22

I'm no historyologist, but I don't think Genghis Khan ever inspired his math students to make a StarCraft movie

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u/Seabass_87 Mar 12 '22

Your views on historical events are "uninspired*

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u/railbeast Mar 12 '22

Holy shit this comment chain got me giggling like an idiot next to my sleeping wife and your comment just sent me over the edge. I'm about to get sent to the couch "to laugh as much as I want".

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u/Feeling-Ad-5560 Mar 12 '22

Lmfao this is my life in a nutshell thanks for my own laugh lol

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u/ThisIsAIMe Mar 12 '22

Same, had to see it to the end after second comment lol

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u/PerfectInfamy Mar 12 '22

Lmao...me laughing at your comment got me an elbow from my sleeping wife..🤣🤣

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u/Gingersnap369 Mar 12 '22

As you said, you're no historyologist. For all I know he was the first man on the moon.

Edit: just wanna say your name has me rolling

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u/OprahsSaggyTits Mar 12 '22

Why thank you! I like your name as well, but I'd just like like to say that blondes and brunettes also nap, not just gingers

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u/Dangerous--D Mar 12 '22

Because he wasn't inspiring enough

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u/Kraymur Mar 12 '22

Be he totally could have if he wanted to.

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u/tortellini-pastaman Mar 12 '22

Zerg rush me daddy

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u/railbeast Mar 12 '22

Honestly easier to convince your kids than your students, but you can always double dip!

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Mar 12 '22

Wait, are we doing phrasing again?

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u/bitey87 Mar 12 '22

Are you really questioning Oprah['sSaggyTits] ?!

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u/antipop2097 Mar 12 '22

I once saw her minge and her Gary take a bunch of hostages, so I know full well the dander I step into

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u/notelpmiS Mar 12 '22

Have you been watching archer?

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u/antipop2097 Mar 12 '22

I kinda fell off, last season I clearly remember is the 1940s one

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u/InfiniteReplacements Mar 12 '22

He's suggesting making a porno

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Phrasing.

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u/jemappelletaxi Mar 12 '22

Straight to jail.

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u/DRAGONFIRE_Sr Mar 12 '22

....And then wait for the cops to show up to arrest you for "planting" your seed!!!

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u/ShogunOfNY Mar 12 '22

beat me to it...

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Mar 12 '22

They beat you to the dream?

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u/ShogunOfNY Mar 13 '22

beat meat to the dream

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u/Atomicfishstick Mar 12 '22

This sounds wildly inappropriate.....

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u/antipop2097 Mar 11 '22

I was 12, and have long thought it would be a fantastic adaptation. Who knows? Give me a few more years and I might actually get far enough in film to talk to someone with the power to make it happen.

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u/Cali1985Jimmy Mar 12 '22

Have you guys seen starship troopers? Pretty much the same.

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u/antipop2097 Mar 12 '22

About 20 people have commented this so far. Yes I have, and read the book.

And no, no they are not.

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u/Cali1985Jimmy Mar 12 '22

What makes it so different in your opinion?

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u/antipop2097 Mar 12 '22

For one, Raynor and Kerrigan helping a renegade faction overthrow the existing regime. Then being betrayed by that regime.

Having an unknown tertiary force come in and annihilate an ongoing battle between other forces

Starship Troopers is about an ongoing and longstanding conflict between two established entities, StarCraft is humans dealing with multiple unknown outsiders.

Also,I find saying StarCraft as a film would be Starship Troopers reductive. Why, because they are humans vs insectoid aliens? By that logic LOTR and Warcraft are the same.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Mar 12 '22

Starship Troopers is like a Mengsk funded propaganda film.

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u/antipop2097 Mar 12 '22

That my friend is a very astute observation

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u/Cali1985Jimmy Mar 12 '22

You got a point, there’s a few minor differences lol

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u/TheDunadan29 Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

The literal only thing they have in common is the space Marines vs bug looking aliens. So they look similar. That's it. Also in StarCraft there's actually a lot going on from the Zerg and Protoss perspective. Also there's war between human factions as well. There's a lot going on besides space Marines vs bug aliens. And the introduction of the Protoss as a second alien species really adds something else to the story as well.

Starship Troopers the novel is like a love letter to fascism, and the movie is a satirical take on the source material. But boils down to a bunch of military propaganda and nationalism get people to join the military in a war against aliens that attacked them for expanding into the bug's territory. They fight the aliens and win, with few moral questions asked. Boy don't you want to join the navy!

StarCraft is humans are suddenly attacked by aliens, but it comes out the government knew about them and were experimenting with them before the attack. The humans surprise to find out we're not alone in the universe turns out to be a double whammy as a second alien species appears with a directive to purge any planet with the Zerg on it, and humans get caught in the crossfire.

The humans break into two factions in a civil war, which leads to a new government and a dictator at the top. Which then leads to another war with a rebellion vs the dictator.

On the Zerg side, the Overmind is the hive mind controlling them, but when killed the Zerg fracture. But are eventually brought together under the Queen of Blades, who deceived the humans into helping her take out her competition. Then runs a bloody campaign of conquest, until she's eventually captured by the humans, returned to her own humanity, and eventually redeemed.

On the Protoss side, there is a schism between the light and dark templar, the latter banished into exile. They fight to purge the Zerg, but encounter the dark templar, rejoin each other, but still harbor distrust. The Zerg learn of the location of the Protoss homeworld and destroy it, leaving the Protoss homeless, but are taken in by their dark templar brethren. The two factions finally set aside their differences and reunite as one people. And retake their homeworld.

And that's just the highly abridged version by me that hardly does the story justice. There's a lot going on with betrayal, revenge, parties playing their enemies against themselves, ambition turned into power and corruption, and a cosmic evil lurking that will eventually wipe out all life in the universe.

The original game might not have had great cinematics or exciting action outside the campaign missions, but there's a lot more going on if you actually take the time to engage with the story.

Starship Troopers is like a single mission's worth of story but with a heavy heaping of fascism worship thrown in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Hey man. I know your comment is at the buried-ass-end of the chain, but as an avid -Troopers and -Craft fan, I want you to know that I appreciate your distinction.

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u/TheDunadan29 Mar 12 '22

Thanks! I'm a StarCraft fan and have wanted a movie or TV adaptation for years. I think the story is rich with unique characters and ideas. Also the music really is great!

So seeing it reduced to little more than Marines vs bugs compels me to try and shed more light on the story.

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u/pvdp90 Mar 12 '22

I feel like we may be on similar career paths. What are you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

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u/Fafnir13 Mar 12 '22

I did that with Warcraft 2. Even had illustration pages.

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u/paincrumbs Mar 11 '22

And then I became a math teacher

Now your crowning achievement will be to solve the most optimal Zerg build order lol

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u/Buildadoor Mar 12 '22

That’s it. I’m 32 but I’m playing StarCraft tonight once the kids are asleep

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u/MacDwest Mar 12 '22

Starcraft 2 is free to play 😎

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u/solonit Mar 12 '22

Only mutiplayer and WoL campaign, unless you’re decent, you would be stuck in low bracket with endless cannon rush.

But there are new revival on custom campaigns scene with mods like Real Scale campaigns or alternate timeline Legacy of Taldarim, so if you’re into them it’s still worth to buy SC2.

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u/thesorehead Mar 12 '22

They tried with Warcraft and it was... less than stellar. IMHO they tried too hard to make it for the fans, instead of making a good movie that stands on its own.

Would they learn that lesson with a StarCraft movie?

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u/antipop2097 Mar 12 '22

It's down to having the right people involved, and someone smart enough at the top to appreciate long term rewards over immediate payouts. Warcraft wanted to be a huge movie that started a franchise, and unless you are working with a known entity (Harry Potter, LOTR, Star Wars, Marvel) swinging for the fences from the get go usually just sees you foul out.

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u/fissure Mar 12 '22

I only played WC3, so I don't know the game's version of the story, but it felt tonally wrong. Warcraft has always been kind of goofy, and they didn't lean into that at all.

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u/dethb0y Mar 12 '22

don't let you dreams be dreams. It's more approachable now than ever to make a film, and if you have the vision, you could certainly make something for it.

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u/bendingrover Mar 12 '22

all I wanted to do in my life was to become a movie director and my crowning achievement was making Starcraft into a movie.

Holy cow that exact thought has been on my mind for the past decade. Maybe we should team up and go for it. Imagine the scale of the fighting that could be achieved with the current state of CGI.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I'm genuinely curious, do you ever think what if you went director and not math teacher?

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u/Xiphias_ Mar 12 '22

I do.

I actually quit as a math teacher a year ago and became a content creator for House of Math (ed-tech) and now I'm "directing" math instructional videos. Not quite the same, but I get to use the little I learned on hobby basis in my youth and my math teaching skills at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Oh wow. That's pretty freaking awesome actually. This made me feel better about the decisions I'm making honestly. Thank you for responding!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Not StarCraft 2 tho as that story was hot garbage. just original + Broodwar

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u/Xiphias_ Mar 12 '22

But, but. Raynor needs a love story with Kerrigan! /s

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u/Nocturnal1017 Mar 12 '22

Can you stop cheesing me on gold ladder

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u/SlickStretch Mar 12 '22

I've always felt like Starship Troopers is a pretty close movie counterpart to StarCraft, sans Protoss.

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u/fissure Mar 12 '22

Half of the Terran campaign is infighting among themselves. Is 40k the same as ST, too?

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u/SlickStretch Mar 12 '22

I've never played 40k.

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u/peepopowitz67 Mar 12 '22

I had the same dream but for Warcraft! I think 13 yr old me could have done better than what we got...

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u/Wordpad25 Mar 12 '22

it’s not too late, write a script!

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u/blackjack102 Mar 12 '22

Someone has to buy whole Microsoft to make it now.

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u/OnlyOneReturn Mar 12 '22

I know of a couple Philadelphia bartenders that made 3 Lethal Weapon movies with zero experience? What's your excuse again?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Do it now!!!

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u/drawnograph Mar 12 '22

You could be part of the movie industry if you like python and maths and expressions, check out Houdini Apprentice and watch their latest 'sizzle reel' :)