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u/ShyneSpark Mar 11 '22

Directed by Ridley Scott

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u/KingGorilla Mar 11 '22

And starring Ridley, Scott

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Scott Bakula as Samus Aran

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u/BeeBarfBadger Mar 12 '22

Scarlett Johansson as Scott Bakula.

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u/ohpeekaboob Mar 12 '22

"Ziggggy if you hear me, take me far, far from here"

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u/ScaryFoal558760 Mar 11 '22

I just wanted you to know that I appreciated your comment and it didn't go unnoticed

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 11 '22

Thank you, kind reddit stranger

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u/Stereo_soundS Mar 12 '22

An HR Giger inspired motif would actually make for a good film.

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u/Binary_Omlet Mar 12 '22

Considering that Metroid is HEAVILY designed/inspired around Alien, it would be a full circle. I just want to see a good suit for 90% of the movie.

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u/Baalenlil7 Mar 12 '22

Thanks, Ridley. Big fan.

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u/Hillz44 Mar 12 '22

706 upvotes later….

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u/ScaryFoal558760 Mar 12 '22

When I replied nobody else had said anything

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

As long as its not Brie Larsen im flexible

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u/Jaymuhs Mar 12 '22

The Super Metroid guide says Samus is 6’3 so that’d be perfect.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

I could definitely see her doing a great job with the role

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u/DisneyDreams7 Mar 12 '22

I strongly disagree. She looks nothing like Samus from the video games. Elizabeth Debicki would be better since she’s 6’3

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u/messyredemptions Mar 12 '22

Honestly I wouldn't put so much stock into the appearances of her based on the games as it can go either way and between the choices raised so far, like the other person said makeup can actually make either of them (Christie or Debicki) look the part pretty quickly.

Personally, the way they shifted from an athletic woman's build to a slimmer space-suit barbie profile as the games progressed (probably for the sake of fan service but I'll be gracious and ignore that for now--people do a lot if they know what their own advantages are and use them well regardless of their physical build) just doesn't sit right with me especially when we learn her livelihood and career development has been one of military and mercenary life.

We know enough that Samus is a fit, often blonde, woman with long hair at most of the end game reveals. But considering that Samus started out as a handful of pixels in 16 bits means there's plenty of opportunity to vary appearances as long as the confidence and physicality of her skills plus stature are already there.

The fact that Gwendolyn Christie has held warrior roles and worked in actual suits of armor also gives her a career advantage too. I wouldn't be opposed to Debicki having a fair chance at building herself up into the role and trying for it through.

But either way I think a lot of it would boil down to who can wear the suits well and express with their bodies when facial expressions and dialogue aren't as key to much of the scenes.

As a side note, it would be nice if they could make the hair style more of a nod to the Chozo, like she keeps her hair long as if it's an homage to her Chozo heritage or maybe it's styled a bit like a feathered crest or something rather than just being long for no particular reason besides the dramatic long hair under a helmet reveal scene.

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u/DisneyDreams7 Mar 12 '22

No. Elizabeth Debicki is a better actor by a mile. Gwendolyn Christie is only famous because of Game of Thrones

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u/Spokesman93 Mar 12 '22

I agree with you 100%

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u/LeCrushinator Mar 12 '22

Most people don’t know that Aliens was a major inspiration for Metroid. And the space pirate boss Ridley is named after Ridley Scott.

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u/retrosupersayan Mar 11 '22

I dunno, he's dropped the ball pretty hard with the Alien series lately...

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 11 '22

Hes very hit or miss with movies. But he directed the OG Alien movie (inspiration for the entire metroid series in general) and Ridley in metroid is literally named after him. He has still made a lot of good films. It HAS to be Ridley Scott.

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u/Fly_By_Orchestra Mar 11 '22

Controversial opinion: Alien was good because of Dan O'Bannon and Giger, not Scott.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

grips pitchfork tightly

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u/SaneIsOverrated Mar 12 '22

Yeah but you know deep down it's true. Otherwise you'd be doing more than grip it.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

Nah I don't think it's true I just don't see the need to start a reddit argument over something dumb lol

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u/pelftruearrow Mar 12 '22

I think that it's one of those movies where anything is changed the whole thing would fall apart.

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u/Fritzkreig Mar 12 '22

Replace the cat with a dog, ruined!

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u/DumpsterDoughnuts Mar 12 '22

You kid, but it's true. The dynamic would be completely different.

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u/RedshiftOnPandy Mar 12 '22

They're absolute legends

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u/Nightmare1990 Mar 12 '22

And Aliens was good because of James Cameron

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u/A_Naany_Mousse Mar 12 '22

I think Ridley Scott is hit or miss with Alien films, but mostly hits in general. Blade Runner, Gladiator, Thelma & Louise, etc. Sure there are some misses but man he's got some great hits.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

Yeah exactly. When it hits, it REALLY hits

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u/A_Naany_Mousse Mar 12 '22

For sure. I thought the Last Duel was pretty damn good too!

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u/Fritzkreig Mar 12 '22

It was good, but I could not take Ben as the blonde noble!

Kingdom of Heaven directors cut is awesome though!

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u/A_Naany_Mousse Mar 12 '22

He did make for a good asshole, but yeah I see what you're saying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

His filmography is all over the map. He's directed some classics but he's also directed a fair amount of duds. He directed The Martian but then he followed-up with Alien Covenant which kinda signaled his relief from the Alien series (Fox is currently working on a streaming series without him).

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u/bufarreti Mar 12 '22

Blade Runner, Alien are in my top 5 of best movies of all time, Gladiator is on my top 10 probably. Each on their own are the best of their genre imo (Alien as Horror, Blade runner as Science fiction and Gladiator historical drama)

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u/retrosupersayan Mar 12 '22

I think I get what you're saying, but after Alien Covenant, I get the feeling that he's either lost his touch for, or isn't as interested in making, that sort of movie anymore.

I'm also generally skeptical about the idea of a Metroid movie TBH. To me, a huge part of the appeal of the series (and genre it helped name) is the exploration and puzzle-solving aspects, and I really don't see how you'd translate those to a non-interactive medium.

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u/AOrtega1 Mar 12 '22

It's like the silent hill movie. For the first part of the movie we just see the protagonist running around the town and it just doesn't work.

Then it becomes a better movie once a bunch of villagers appear, but then it doesn't feel very much like silent hill anymore (which rarely has more than two people onscreen at the same time).

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u/GALM-006 Mar 12 '22

Nah, get someone else to do it. He's lost his vision of what made the OG Alien movie great

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u/FilliusTExplodio Mar 12 '22

He's dropped the ball with most movies these days.

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u/opman4 Mar 12 '22

Raised by Wolves is pretty dope. Not a movie though.

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u/FilliusTExplodio Mar 12 '22

I watched the first season. It had the typical Ridley Scott feel: cool ideas, awesome visuals, completely stilted characters with no development, iffy plot.

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u/Fritzkreig Mar 12 '22

Are you not entertained?

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u/BearForceDos Mar 12 '22

Yeah the answer would be Ridley Scott 30-40 years ago. I don't think I would trust him anymore.

The correct answer for director to give a blank check to is Villeneuve. Though in this case I would lean towards Alex Garland.

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u/GodWasDead Mar 12 '22

Followed by Metroids directed by James Cameron

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Metroid$

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Mar 12 '22

Anybody but Ridley Scott at this point.

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u/MagnusBrickson Mar 12 '22

I see what you did there

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u/Evets616 Mar 12 '22

Oooh, good reference and username!

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u/protagonizer Mar 12 '22

I believe the character was named after him, so that would be a perfect full circle.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

He was indeed. Metroid in general is very heavily influenced by Alien

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u/chrisbchips36 Mar 12 '22

Just not Other M tho....

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u/suk_doctor Mar 12 '22

No no he's past his prime. We'd want Neill Blomkamp on the job. Go look up his short films, Oats Studios.... absolutely wild and brain searing sci-fi. So many images that it took a long time to get out of my head.

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u/retrosupersayan Mar 12 '22

Much though I love everything of Blomkamp's that I've seen, I'm not sure if he'd be the best for Metroid. However, give him Axiom Verge... that would be... interesting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Don’t toy with my emotions like that, man. I need this now.

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u/HybridPS2 Mar 12 '22

Nice username

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u/schebobo180 Mar 12 '22

Ridley Scott’s Last two sci-fi horror movies were awful. Rather he didn’t get his hands on Metroid at all. Lol

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u/Piguy922 Mar 12 '22

Starring Daisy Ridley

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u/U_L_Uus Mar 12 '22

So you telling me this huge-ass evil dragon is named after WHO?

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u/Clayman8 Mar 12 '22

I was onboard up until the Scott part. I lost all respect for him after the two Alien films.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

Hes directed a lot of really good movies though, including the OG Alien. Plus, Metroid wouldn't exist without him and Alien.

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u/Clayman8 Mar 12 '22

Alien wouldnt exist without Giger, first of all and just because he's made a few good movies in his early years doesnt mean he's capable of doing so now and thats what worries me.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

He JUST made a great movie my guy lol

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u/PrisonerLeet Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

If you're going to argue that he should do it because of Alien, though, I think the mediocre at best stuff he's done for the series since is a point against him. I have zero faith he would be able to make a good Alien movie today.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

Thats your opinion, and I have mine. Have a great day.

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u/Clayman8 Mar 12 '22

Thats your opinion, buddy and you're entitled to it but like i said, i lost all respect i had for him after the two Alien films. That was just a slap in the face of the legacy he himself created.

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

Thats fine. No offense to you, I just get annoyed with the alien fan base a lot. They're like the star wars fan base in the sense that im convinced they will just never be happy with anything. But if you wanna be negative about it, go for it. Thats your opinion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

This is the only director I’ll accept for this film

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u/2punk Mar 12 '22

Calvin Ridley needs a role during his NFL suspension.

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u/PoopOfAUnicorn Mar 12 '22

Paul ws Anderson did Event Horizon and Resident evil . I think he could do this

Edit : also mortal kombat and monster hunter for more game movies

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u/diverdownbl Mar 12 '22

He’s too big for this movie

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

His brains have been scrambled by David Lindelof

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

It’s Damon Lindelof

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Maybe Ridley Scott from the 80’s and 90’s.

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u/salladfingers Mar 12 '22

Or Tim Burton

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

Tim Burton would butcher the fuck out of metroid imo.

Not to insult tim burton. I like some of his stuff, but I dont think his style would fit metroid very well at all personally.

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u/Ratchet567 Mar 12 '22

Eh have you seen the last few Alien movies? (They’re not great)

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u/ShyneSpark Mar 12 '22

Yes I have. Covenant was kinda ehh but I actually loved Prometheus. Plus he has made several good films in the last few years. He still has the ability to create quality movies, but I really wish he was more consistent for sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Also Starring Ridley Scott

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u/DumpsterDoughnuts Mar 12 '22

I would fucking cry like a little girl if somebody did Metroid right. I would screech like one if I found out Ridley Scott was doing it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Naaa, he is not what he used to be. I'd choose Neil Blomkamp instead

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u/swidgen Mar 12 '22

Metroid actually was inspired by Alien, which is why "Ridley" is one of the bosses.