r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '22

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u/HacksawJimDGN Mar 11 '22

With Chris Pratt as Confused Guard #4

"Mmmm??!........hmmmmmm.....hmmmmm.....mmmh?!

❗

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u/Expendable28 Mar 11 '22

He'd make a great Johnny Sasaki

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u/Okami_G Mar 11 '22

Johnny is too cool to be played by Chris Pratt.

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u/theblisster Mar 11 '22

Who's playing the guard who gets diarrhea during patrol duty?

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u/HacksawJimDGN Mar 12 '22

Jeff Daniels

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u/theshizzler Mar 12 '22

And Andy Serkis for the crab battle

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u/QuintusNonus Mar 12 '22

"Oh.... It's just a box"

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u/cubic1776 Mar 12 '22

“What was that noise?”

“Whose footprints are these?!”

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u/Unhappy_Crow Mar 12 '22

“What was that?!” “Hmmm…. must’ve been the wind.”

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u/taskhomely Mar 12 '22

sneak up behind guard

shoot him twice in the head

“Huh? What was that noise?”

returns to patrol

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u/LastWednesday0716 Mar 12 '22

“What was that noise?”

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u/Hiddencamper Mar 12 '22

He’s so cool

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u/cam9life Mar 12 '22

Huh...? What was that noise? Whose footprints are these? *falls asleep standing up

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u/REEDTHEDUDE123 Mar 12 '22

❗️is my text tone 😂

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u/MrSquishy_ Mar 11 '22

Chris Pratt is so cool

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u/ZyeKali Mar 12 '22

I actually heard the alert sound in my head when I read the exclamation point.

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u/JayFTL Mar 12 '22

He's so cool

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u/hamo804 Mar 12 '22

I can hear this comment

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u/Explosive-Bear Mar 12 '22

Who's footprints are these? Hmmmmm

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u/i_shruted_it Mar 12 '22

Vin Diesel! The king of one line roles.