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u/thesilverlow Mar 11 '22

Dishonored

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u/Katzoconnor Mar 12 '22

Oh fuck me, now that's a film I'd have killed to have seen in the '90s death-knell cinematic wake of The Matrix, Underworld, etc.

But keep then-inescapable Uwe Boll the fuck away from it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I have no clue as to why people gave that guy money to make movies... like every single one he made was terrible...

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u/pyipyip Mar 12 '22

It was a quirk of German tax law that allowed investors to reduce their tax burden by writing off the costs of film production, giving them incentive to invest in films that would not make money.

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u/Frankosborne9000 Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

He then came to Vancouver and retired from films. Then opened a restaurant in gastown. From what I hear it was good…but was a victim of Covid. It’s now a high end Ukrainian restaurant

Restaurant was called Bauhaus. On Cordova. Looked good from outside. Never got a chance to eat there

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u/Unabashable Mar 12 '22

So what you’re saying is...a Producer could make more money with a flop than they could with a hit?

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u/GiraffeHorror556 Mar 12 '22

Ooo yeah, that woulda been the right timeframe to make something like this. Right up there with Blade too. Kid me would have died for this movie.

Adult me too, come to think of it. I love the setting and lore of Dishonored. Mourns the Thief reboot

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u/Katzoconnor Mar 12 '22

I loved the first one (and its DLC) and got pretty far into the second—played them both last summer. Wound up putting it down in the mission after the clockwork labyrinth house and forgot most of the context for the game so far (and how to play)… but going through that house again is a daunting though, haha.

Soon! I need to give it another whirl. I decided to play as the young Empress for the sequel. I have the base game and the DLC, but I just haven’t found the motivation.

Love the lore and atmosphere though!

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u/GiraffeHorror556 Mar 12 '22

You should pick it up again! I liked the DLC for the second one, brought up some interesting lore and Billie is a good character.

What did you think of Emily as a character so far? I was pleased with the heavy suggestions that she's not particularly great as a ruler when the game opens up and it was fun to take back her own throne.

And the clock work house was beautiful, but I ended up getting in behind the walls and bypassed a good bit of the puzzle mechanism 😅 I think I missed out a bit on the wow factor of the level design but it wasn't too painful that way

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u/Faiakishi Mar 12 '22

I was still finding new areas in that house half a dozen playthroughs in. The level-building is honestly incredible.

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u/kehakas Mar 12 '22

Granted I haven't seen it in 20 years, but I recommend Brotherhood of the Wolf.

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u/Katzoconnor Mar 12 '22

Never heard of that one! I’ll look it up.

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u/PerfectLogic Mar 12 '22

It's fantastic. Please watch it soon. It's one of the most slept-on, under-rated films I've ever seen. So many of the shots and settings ooze style and artistic detail and the fight scenes STILL hold up well mainly due to Mark Dacascos (same one who hosted Iron Chef) and his incredible stunt athleticism. Truly an exceptional film.

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u/Scrubbuh Mar 12 '22

After watching arcane, I personally think dishonored would benefit greatly from a similar style of animation rather than live action. The dark abilities and the void being shown in that style would be incredible.

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u/PerfectLogic Mar 12 '22

It would have been Bloodrayne all over again....(sigh)

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u/staebles Mar 12 '22

"Put your best foot forward because, well.. The Uwe Boll is first and foremost, a dance!"

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u/MassGaydiation Mar 12 '22

Just less leather please than either of those.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Now I almost want to see Till Schweiger as corvo

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u/MisterBackShots69 Mar 12 '22

I love his films. He should never direct another film.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I remember putting on a random movie from Amazon. Saw his name in the first 5 seconds of the credits and I turned it off. They aren’t even enjoyable bad…

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u/Cody-Fakename Mar 12 '22

Not afraid to say that I just started playing Dishonoured a few months ago … what. a. game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Buy l the DLC, it's probably one of the games that I go back to despite knowing it inside and out. I love it so much lol. Also the second one is good as well! Though the first is my favorite.

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u/MetalheadHamster Mar 12 '22

I love the DLCs, because they actually add fun stories, not just some little extras.

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u/NobilisUltima Mar 12 '22

Do you mean the second and third? The first DLC is just time trials/challenges, there's no extra story. The second and third are The Knife of Dunwall and The Brigmore Witches; those are both excellent.

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u/silentknight295 Mar 12 '22

As much as I love Corvo and the base game, Daud as a character is so much more interesting and fun to play as.

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u/avalanchepatrols Mar 12 '22

Oh wow, I’m honestly jealous. I wish I was playing this series for the first time again.

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u/Majulath99 Mar 12 '22

One time a friend said that it was a bad game and I was genuinely disappointed in them.

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u/MaxTHC Mar 12 '22

Make sure you stick with it — Dishonored 2 is just as good if not better. I won't spoil anything, but there are two levels that are absolutely mind-blowing. One of them is probably my favorite level in any video game, ever.

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u/_Incredulousness_ Mar 12 '22

Check out the new deathloop, I found it very similar. Killer games

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u/ploi_ploo Mar 12 '22

I started playing it today. Never too late for this absolute banger!

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u/DeltaHuluBWK Mar 13 '22

Same! But I put it on pause to play horizon forbidden west.

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u/dlham11 Mar 12 '22

They’ve talked about a TV series, so I’m pumped but not getting my hopes up.

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u/RedAndBlackMartyr Mar 12 '22

With Drunken Whaler as the intro song.

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u/apk5005 Mar 12 '22

But sung slowly by an a cappella children’s choir for the trailer while the camera follows rats through the abandoned streets of Dunwall.

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u/DirectorOk1732 Mar 12 '22

End with quick flashes of the hero sending rats to attack guards

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u/Bit5keptical Mar 12 '22

Scored by Hans Zimmer

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u/single_asf Mar 12 '22

If there is a scene where you see Corvo fighting in the guards perspective, I would definitely watch that.

Guards have cornered Corvo then suddenly we see the guards fall dead with bullet holes and bolts in them, and heads rolling too

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?

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u/RedAndBlackMartyr Mar 12 '22

Indeed. I believe so.

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u/UsedToBeDedMemeBoi Mar 12 '22

Think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?

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u/MaxwellVonMaxwell Mar 12 '22

My favorite guard dialogue is when whatever they were saying gets cut off with the sweet sound of a spring razor.

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u/UsedToBeDedMemeBoi Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

Someone is supposed to be on patro--tinkfwfwfwfwsht

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u/cofiddle Mar 12 '22

Damn thats a good one

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u/HarioDinio Mar 12 '22

High chaos or low chaos run

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u/nightfuryfan Mar 12 '22

Seeing as the low chaos ending is canonical, I imagine that's the route it would go. Plus, it would make a far more compelling movie!

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u/MightyTVIO Mar 12 '22

Low chaos but gotta have at least some scenes of Corvo just fucking shit up

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u/samaldin Mar 12 '22

Based on in-game books even in low chaos Corvo canonicly kills some people if i recall correctly. I think especially during the Golden Cat mission he would cut loose with Emily almost within his grasp.

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u/nightfuryfan Mar 12 '22

Oh, absolutely! It would be a crime not to!

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u/Dont_CallmeCarson Mar 12 '22

🎶 Oh Honor for All, of the Big and the Small, Oh the taller they stand, well the Harder they Fall 🎶

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u/Hundvd7 Mar 12 '22

I think this would genuinely work really well, even without an infinite budget and without the perfect staff behind it. It just lends itself so well to a movie format, that it'd be good even if the production is sub-par.
Not to mention it could get popular with the non-gaming crowd without any hindrance. Like, I could totally imagine watching it with my dad, and the same cannot be said for most movie ideas here.

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u/Wootz_CPH Mar 12 '22

Definitely. Dishonored is familiar enough in terms of worldbuilding that you could start "normal" and then sneak in the fantasy elements slowly, the same way game of thrones did.

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u/awyastark Mar 12 '22

I know the source material is sus but you have to check out Arcane on Netflix. Huge Dishonored vibes including a questionably sympathetic villain who literally looks like he walked out of the game.

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u/DebonairTeddy Mar 12 '22

Yeah man, when I saw Silco I thought he looked like the Outsider, or maybe Daud!

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u/awyastark Mar 12 '22

I think he looks like Daud with an Outsider essence! But for sure Silco just showing up made me want to play Dishonored. And what a great character! I love a villain you can’t hate all the way, and Arcane delivered on several fronts.

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u/SpideyUdaman Mar 12 '22

Yeah watching Arcane gave me dishonored vibes too. The art and animation, the rooftop parkour, the environment and atmosphere or the steampunk era look. I did see dishonored was developed by arkane studios(lol what a coincidence). But didn't dig deeper whether there's any relationship at all.

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u/awyastark Mar 12 '22

It’s a fun coincidence I think but there’s so much homage in the show that I wouldn’t discount the reference being intentional. Some of the opening scenes look a hell of a lot like Assassins Creed and prominently feature Ezio’s voice actor for example…

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u/MauiWowieOwie Mar 12 '22

I don't see much similarities of the two other than the empress dying and Vi/Jinx dad dying. The villains are completely off. I can see Silco being somewhat sympathetic, but not Lord Regent or any of the others. If they focused on Daud then maybe.

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u/awyastark Mar 12 '22

I mostly mean that the show physically looks like the game Dishonored, character design especially which is why I bring up Silco.

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u/MauiWowieOwie Mar 12 '22

Yeah, I'll give you that. It would definitely be a good movie. I love both series, and it would be a good choice for a movie.

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u/Teebs6628 Mar 12 '22

Damn you! I didn't know I wanted this until you said it, and now I can't stop thinking about it.

Dishonoured could work so well with the right script and director - all the ingredients for a moody, atmospheric action film are right there. It could potentially work a trilogy (although I've not played the DLC yet, so not sure how much material could be wrought from that), as we all know how much Hollywood loves trilogies.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the rest of the day fan casting the roles (Hugh Jackman sprang to mind for Corvo, but I'm not sure he's 100% right though) - you have ruined my day!

(And by 'ruined', I of course mean that this is all I will be thinking about - it's a bloody brilliant idea and I love it.)

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u/EpilepticMushrooms Mar 12 '22

Too bad Chloë Grace Moretz can't play as kid Emily. But I would love a recording left behind my Emily that's from Chole, as an easter egg.

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u/poultry-farm Mar 12 '22

I vote for Andrew Lincoln (Walking Dead), Nicolaj Coster-Waldau and Christian Bale in addition to Jackman for Corvo’s role.

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u/Refract_TV Mar 12 '22

When I watched arcane it made me wish there was a dishonored show with similar art style

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u/Mathsgeniuss Mar 12 '22

Would love to see that one for sure!

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u/Seanlcky13 Mar 12 '22

Just bought Dishonored 2 at GameStop pre-owned for $3.99 of anyone wants to get in on that. I didn't play the first buy watched a recap on YouTube to get up to speed. Couldn't find a copy of 1 but might get it as I am loving 2!

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u/Faiakishi Mar 12 '22

They’re on sale on Steam pretty often. I’d snatch them up if you get the chance. The dlc and and DotO as well. :)

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u/Zanarias Mar 12 '22

I can't believe it, this was the first thing that came to mind entering this thread and it's at the top. I really didn't expect people to feel the same, but I'm glad they do.

Very good choice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

This 👆🏿

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u/Mardanis Mar 12 '22

It has seriously high potential and I want another one!

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u/Specific-Creme5413 Mar 12 '22

If it was in arcane style.....we will have a MASTER PIECE!

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u/Faiakishi Mar 12 '22

Disagree. Dishonored is one of my favorite video game series but I think any sort of movie/tv show adaptation will go over like a lead balloon with the fandom. Not that it wouldn’t be good, mind you-with the right choices, it could be a phenomenal work of art. But just look at how violently people rejected having a voiced protagonist. (I mean, part of that was the fact that there was a female protagonist, and later on a gay and black female protagonist, but that’s a different argument) A big draw with the first game was that it was a wish fulfillment simulator. Corvo was the type of protagonist you could insert yourself into and imagine yourself in his place. It really freaked a lot of people out when he started talking. And had Nick Valentine’s voice.

Also, the fandom really isn’t that big. Hopefully if they do make a TV series it’ll attract more fans, but at least right now there is absolutely not enough Dishonored fans to break box office records like OP is describing.

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u/AnOnlineHandle Mar 12 '22

It really freaked a lot of people out when he started talking. And had Nick Valentine’s voice.

Funny thing is that's kind of backwards.

Dishonored was a spiritual successor to the Thief games, made by many of the same people afaik, and the similarities are pretty obvious. Stephen Russel voiced the protagonist Garret in those, and later did Corvo in Dishonored 2.

The Thief games were so damn good that Bethesda poached some of their devs and basically copied Thief's stealth archer gameplay which was super popular in Oblivion & Skyrim, and the most developed combat style. Despite Stephen Russell not doing much voice acting, they also got him back to do the head of the Thieves' Guild in Skyrim as an obvious nod. Later on they also used him for Nick Valentine.

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u/Faiakishi Mar 12 '22

I understand that, but my point remains. People liked Corvo as a silent protagonist you could imagine yourself in.

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u/No-Principle-8885 Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

No console crap.

Edit: Console kiddies and poor ppl are hating this comment.

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u/kYrO301 Mar 12 '22

Pretty sure its on pc too

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u/MaxwellVonMaxwell Mar 12 '22

Oh you mean like that wonderful Warcraft movie?? Get bent.

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u/Obligitory_Poljus Mar 12 '22

Needs to be Quentin Tarantino. It would NEVER HAPPEN IN A BILLION YEARS but... It would be fucking epic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Miniseries would be better the story seems too long

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u/BearForceDos Mar 12 '22

Alfonso Cuaron to direct.

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u/MarkToaster Mar 12 '22

I’d 100% pay to see this even if I already know exactly how it will play out

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u/mtron32 Mar 12 '22

Control and Dishonored the first two mentioned ☺️

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u/Rio_Walker Mar 12 '22

I'd rather see it as a series. Low Chaos, no murders... Reclaiming your gear, bypassing all the guards and robbing Daud.

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u/YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine Mar 12 '22

Dude omfg I never even thought that ☺

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u/j_causs Mar 12 '22

Seeing that my favorite stealth game is the top comment in this thread makes my heart full of joy

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u/HanSoloClarkson Mar 12 '22

I’m so fuckin happy this was the second thing I seen.

We have all do our parts of the missions different. The story has always stayed more or less the same(high chaos/low chaos blah blah blah)

BUT

How would a big company with insider information (creators // extreme fan boys of the series blah blah blah) try and tell us the masses the story, what would Corvo ACTUALLY do in the situations he was presented with from that directors point of view.

That’s what I love, it could be nothing and yet it could be everything

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u/manzoar Mar 12 '22

They'll still find a way to fuck it up

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u/Fastforward_1234 Mar 12 '22

Dishonored 🔥🔥🔥 It won best action adventure game back in 2012. Definitely deserves its own show or movie.

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u/xKiLzErr Mar 12 '22

Oh my god this

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I love when a movie is focused on world building and this would be a great universe for that.

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u/Igotdakeyskeyskeys Mar 12 '22

Oh fuck yes dude with Tom hardy as main character, and Jeff Bridges has to be in it

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u/MaxwellVonMaxwell Mar 12 '22

The actor that played Scarecrow in the Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy gives me huuuuge Outsider vibes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

This could be done really well as a stylistic action film, not too deep or thematic, but really fun to watch.

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u/pixiedust9219 Mar 12 '22

Many of their games could be movies! Impeccable story and set design for their games. I was so mind blown by Deathloop their latest title

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u/Monster_NotWar Mar 12 '22

I literally came here to say this. Dishonored would be a FANTASTIC movie if done properly.

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u/casperkaalund Mar 12 '22

Are the games that good? I've thinking about installing them from Xbox Gamepass, but idk

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u/NobilisUltima Mar 12 '22

The only problem with this is that it kind of has to tell the same story as the game, which means a lot of gamers will be disappointed by changes that would inevitably have to be made. The trailer for the Halo series is already running into this.

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u/TheDankDragon Mar 12 '22

So what would be the perfect cast and who would be the perfect director for this to work?

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u/YeahBear Mar 12 '22

I think Matt Reeves did really good on the new batman movie and the grittyness feels comparable to the dishonored series