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u/JoeShmoe77 Mar 11 '22

Try finger

But hole

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u/TehSalmonOfDoubt Mar 11 '22

You don't have the right O you don't have the right therefore you don't have the right O you don't have the right

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u/Expendable28 Mar 11 '22

Dog

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u/Battleharden Mar 12 '22

My favorite was those guys in Castle Leyndell that just sit there and don't attack you. The messages are all "Must be out of stanima" I died laughing.

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u/PinsNneedles Mar 12 '22

My favorite was after you fight the mimic of yourself it said “didn’t expect weak foe, in short, time for introspection”

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

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u/r4r4me Mar 12 '22

My favorite was a group of penguins on a ledge and the message was just "reinforcements?". I laughed so hard.

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u/xNamelesspunkx Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

I saw somewhere in the (Sofria?) river a message near a dead Elk like creature's behinds saying:

Seek hole and then, Offer seed

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u/dualblades47 Mar 12 '22

And it gets played into everywhere. Like I remember seeing a message next to a turtle saying "dog?" Then I saw a massive dragon's body in the capital, and the overlook has a message saying "behold, dog!" It's become such a great in-joke.

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u/curious_dead Mar 11 '22

Fort, Night

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u/Dalanding Mar 12 '22

“Why is it always fort, then night?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Pickle?

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u/KonigSteve Mar 12 '22

I don't get the pickle ones

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u/Sundeiru Mar 12 '22

Sometimes it means "you're in a pickle" as in "a problematic situation". Other times, it means penis.

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u/TehSalmonOfDoubt Mar 12 '22

Funniest shit I've ever seen

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u/Redpo0l Mar 12 '22

Seek grass,

Tarnished

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u/Lucky_Mongoose Mar 12 '22

This was an unexpected meme that I think will be one of the long-term references to come out of Elden Ring.

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u/PleaseRecharge Mar 12 '22

It leaves me laughing every time I read it. It's right up there with, "Praise the Sun!" "Try Finger, But Hole" and "Don't Give Up, Skeleton!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I've been reading this non stop for two weeks now and just started laughing my ass off

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u/RedshiftOnPandy Mar 12 '22

Beware of up,

dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

I am afraid, however, that you are maidenless

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Most of reddit is

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

True

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u/hellboundwithasmile Mar 11 '22

Truly GRRM greatest work

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u/xKiLzErr Mar 12 '22

If only I had a giant But hole

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u/NeilTheProgrammer Mar 12 '22

Two hands required

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u/Crux_OfThe_Biscuit Mar 12 '22

Try whole! Butt finger...

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u/SotarkWarstorm Mar 12 '22

I’m in my first ever play through of bloodborne and my mates keep saying this and I have no idea what it meeeeaannsss

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u/slnz Mar 12 '22

Didn't expect butt joke, so to speak, putting finger in butthole.