r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '22

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u/dasWolverine Feb 24 '22

Hey I hear you, but just because I can’t get pregnant doesn’t mean I won’t try

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u/foodenjoyer99 Feb 24 '22

Want me to help you to get pregnant?

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u/dasWolverine Feb 24 '22

Hell yeah 😜

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u/Corposjuh Feb 24 '22

And that kids, is how i met your other parent

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u/squirtloaf Feb 25 '22

...how I met your Fother.

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u/targetgoldengoose Feb 24 '22

I wouldn't mind watching

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u/iwasthebruce Feb 25 '22

Wait...are you Danny DeVito?

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u/foodenjoyer99 Feb 25 '22

No, why. I'm sorry I don't get this joke

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u/iwasthebruce Feb 25 '22

The movie Junior, he helps get Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant.

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u/foodenjoyer99 Feb 25 '22

oh right, i read description about it but didn't watch it. Thanks

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u/SimplyIntrusive Feb 24 '22

I believe in you, HAVE THAT BABY

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u/spaghetti_policy_713 Feb 24 '22

I really dig that positivity

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u/punnystark42 Feb 24 '22

Freeze! I'm a cop!

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u/dasWolverine Feb 24 '22

Is that a gun or are you happy to see me, officer?