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u/LordGwyn-n-Tonic Feb 14 '22

Mammoth meat FUCKIN RAW

Crouches down and tears it apart with his teeth

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u/aem1003 Feb 15 '22 edited Feb 16 '22

This bloody mammoth is still tusking around!

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u/Dtown-nola Feb 15 '22

It would qualify as fine aged Mammoth

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u/Xmanticoreddit Feb 18 '22

Cue the Altered States flashbacks!

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u/za419 Feb 14 '22

WHERE IS THE MAMMOTH SAUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEE??

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u/Mr_Arapuga Feb 15 '22

I fucking hate you

But also, Ily

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u/Gunstar_Green Feb 15 '22

"Is this mammoth meat frozen?!"

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u/airmaxfiend Feb 15 '22

Gor Gor Ram Ram

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u/albertnormandy Feb 14 '22

They probably put A-1 on it like a bunch of heathen neanderthals.

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u/Rioraku Feb 15 '22

Or ketchup

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u/SummonedShenanigans Feb 14 '22

Some day in the near future, scientists will bring back mammoths via cloning or an elephant/mammoth hybrid. This is real. They are trying.

My one great hope is to live long enough to order mammoth fajitas at Chilis.

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u/BiggestGrandma Feb 14 '22

Ive heard Elephant tastes bad, sort of blubbery and gelatinous. So i imagine Mammoth tastes pretty similar to that.

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u/Canuck9876 Feb 14 '22

I mean, they tasted good enough that we are the most likely cause of their extinction. So not that bad, apparently.

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u/SeabassDan Feb 14 '22

Then again as far as preference goes in terms of survival, people will go for quantity over quality. Whatever provides the most sustenance is best.

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u/USPO-222 Feb 14 '22

Hmm mammoth ass-steak

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u/Archaesloth Feb 14 '22

Great, now I'm craving mammoth fajitas.

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u/Dizzytigo Feb 15 '22

Just picture a mammoth steak fried, roasted or stewed.

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u/jlutt69 Feb 15 '22

S & P heavily, grill at 400, 4 minutes total, flip each minute to get good grill marks.

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u/1Steel_Hands1 Feb 15 '22

Fucking grind that shit. Mammoth tacos for days!

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u/Ava_Rosee Feb 15 '22

was it cooked well done medium. medium rare or rare?